Editing The Book of Anon/The Book of Num/b/ers

1:1 A long long time ago 
I can still remember how 
the Jailbait used to make me smile. 

1:2 And I knew if we had done well, 
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, 
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile... 

1:3 But Gaia faggots made me shiver, 
with every /r/equest I delivered. 
Bad news on the front page; 
I barely held in my nerd rage. 

1:4I can't remember if I cried 
when I saw the stickies far and wide, 
but someone called the F.B.I., 
the day that 4chan died. 

1:5 So.. 
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site 
4:3Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan 
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, 
this'll be the day we get banned." 

2:1 Now did you write the rules of /b/, 
and were we like Fight Club secretly? 
It was better then, if you ask me... 

2:2 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? 
Can Raptors save your mortal ass? 
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? 

2:3 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we 
called his hotline to make him say 
"Do a barrel roll!" 
Man, I dig those crazy trolls! 

2:4 I was a lonely teenage hate machine 
with a new computer and an old routine, 
but I knew someone would intervene 
the day that NIGGERTITS died. 

2:5 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site 
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" 
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan 
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, 
this'll be the day we get banned." 

3:1 And there we were all on the *chan 
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam 
With no time left to start again. 

3:2 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, 
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, 
Because in the pooper is where they stick. 

3:3 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" 
The mods were banning night and day 
No /b/rother born to lurk 
Could stand that circle jerk! 

3:4 The flamewars mounted left and right, 
From mods who'd gotten too uptight, 
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, 
The day that FAILchan died 

3:5 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site 
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" 
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan 
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, 
This'll be the day we get banned." 

4:1 I found a site that didn't lose, 
So I asked them for some happy news, 
But they just told me to lurk some moar. 

4:2 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- 
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, 
Just for posting contraband. 

4:3 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, 
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, 
But no anon was jokin'. 
The combos all were broken. 

4:4 And the three mods most requiring hax, 
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- 
They drove to Mexico and laughed, 
The day that FAILchan died. 

4:5 And we were posting... 

Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, 
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan 
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, 
this'll be the day we're all banned." 

4:6 And we were posting... 

Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, 
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan 
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."