Editing The Book of Anon/Prayers of Anon

== Discussion ==

* Should we edit our bible to convey the known ideals of Anon?
* Mentions of heaven ties anon to the christfags, jewfags, and islamfags (might be lulzy if we use heaven as our hell)
::* Forgiving is not the nature of anon, raptor Jesus, or the Internetz.
:::*Polls are showing a huge preference to censor religiousfag werds. Will wait for 100 votes.
* Amen (Hebrew ‘So be it’) (Egyptian god, the personification of breath and air) I would rather say mudkips or something liek that.
::*More than one way to <s>end a prayer</s> skin a cat.
:::*"HABEEB IT!" which is interpreted as "believe it" . i.e. from [[ed:ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT|the itty bitty baby itty bitty boat]] meme
:::*"and Gay Men" [[ed:Girugamesh|Girugamesh]]
:::*"Also cocks" [[ed:Meatspin.com|Meatspin.com]]
:::*"/prayer" 9 out of 10 programmers agree
:::*"DESU DESU DESU" [[ed:Desu|Desu desu desu!]]

== Prayer of Anon ==

We are Anonymous.<br>
(''We are everywhere'')<br>
We cannot die.<br>
(''We are forever'')<br>
We are Anonymous.<br>
(''We are Legion'')<br>
(''We do not forgive.'')<br>
(''We do not forget.'')<br>
(''Expect us'')<br>

== Hail Internetz ==
Hail internetz, full of win, anon is with thee;<br>
leet art thou among netwerx, and leet is the ling of thy sauce, anonymous.<br>
A series of tubes, momfag of the internetz, pray for us newfags, now until we troll no moar.<br>
(''Expect us'')<br>

== The /b/tards Prayer ==
Our imageboard,<br>
Thou art in 4chan,<br>
Slash b slash be thy Name.<br>
Thy threads come.<br>
Thy will be done,<br>
On the internetz as it is IRL.<br>
Give us this day our daily lulz.<br>
Do not forgive, Do not forget,<br>
As we do with all cancer that trespasses against us.<br>
And lead us not into faggotry,<br>
But deliver us from fail.<br>
For thine is the forum, and the epic, and the win,<br>
For ever and ever.<br>
(Expect us)<br>

== Absolution of FAIL ==
Epic and unforgiving internetz; I have failed, and strayed from the lulz like a newfag.<br>
I have followed too much the path of FAIL. I have transgressed against the rules.<br>
I have left untrolled those things which I ought to have trolled;<br>
And I have left FAIL where there should be epic win; And there is no lulz in OP.<br>
But the internetz have mercy upon us, the epic fail guys.<br>
Spare those, who confess their fail. Restore those, who have lost the game;<br>
According to the rules declared unto Anonymous, through a series of tubes.<br>
And anon will deliver, for the lulz; That I may henceforth be epic, righteous, and full of win, for the lulz.<br>
(''Expect us'')<br>

== Raptor Jesus Prayer ==
Our Raptor,
Who art in hivemind,<br>
shopped be Thy face;<br>
Thy donations come,<br>
Thy posts be done<br>
in /b/ as it is in hivemind.<br>
Give us this day our daily loli;<br>
and forgive us our trolling<br>
as we forgive those who troll against us,<br>
and lead us not into faggotry,<br>
but deliver us from /fur/ry.<br>
In the name of the moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,<br>
(''Amen.'')<br>

== Alternative Raptor Jesus Prayer ==
Our Raptor,<br>
Whose art is /h/entai,<br>
shopped be Thy face;<br>
Thy donations cum,<br>
Thy posts be done<br>
in /b/ as it is in hivemind.<br>
Give us this day our daily Bridget<br>
and forgive us our trolling<br>
as we forgive those who troll against us,<br>
and lead us not into faggotry,<br>
but deliver us from /fur/ries<br>
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,<br>
Amen.<br>

== Moot Prayer ==
Our mootles, who art in 4chan<br>
hallowed be thy name<br>
thy bannerhammer come<br>
thy will be done<br>
on /x/ as it should've in /b/<br>
ban us this day<br>
our daily bots<br>
and forgive our cp, as we forgive those who post it<br>
and lead us not into abandoment of 4chanz<br>
but deliver us from raids<br>
for thine is the banhammerm and the pwns, and the gore, for over 9000<br>
ramen<br>


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