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>NekoArc: >implying anyone uses digg anymore

2013-04-28T19:41:02Z

>implying anyone uses digg anymore

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	*rooting. This is not another how to root guide but it will cover that for newfags. Rooting != win. rooting will last for 2-8 hours. A well thought out attack causes days worth of damage in data lost, and weeks of labor lost.		*rooting. This is not another how to root guide but it will cover that for newfags. Rooting != win. rooting will last for 2-8 hours. A well thought out attack causes days worth of damage in data lost, and weeks of labor lost.
	*any words like script kiddies or any other retarded shit you will hear people on blogs/~~digg~~/fag dominion talking about. Funny how the biggest namefags who love to talk about hacking the most 1) rarely hack or 2) never hack. Its also funny how the latter of the two write 90% more than the prior of the 2		*any words like script kiddies or any other retarded shit you will hear people on blogs/hackforums/fag dominion talking about. Funny how the biggest namefags who love to talk about hacking the most 1) rarely hack or 2) never hack. Its also funny how the latter of the two write 90% more than the prior of the 2
	*linux based. linux != hacking. knowing linux is helpful if u want to hack into linux boxes. You have probably read other guides and noticed how they keep reiterating that you must somehow use only or be a linux guru in order to hack. That is just incorrect, however you will need to know some how to use linux and be rather profecient in it as it would be pretty fail to not know linux, then hack into a linux box using some script and then not know what the fuck to do.		*linux based. linux != hacking. knowing linux is helpful if u want to hack into linux boxes. You have probably read other guides and noticed how they keep reiterating that you must somehow use only or be a linux guru in order to hack. That is just incorrect, however you will need to know some how to use linux and be rather profecient in it as it would be pretty fail to not know linux, then hack into a linux box using some script and then not know what the fuck to do.

>CrackRabbit at 06:16, 28 April 2013

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			{{tutorials}}
	[[Category:Tutorials]]		[[Category:Tutorials]]

>CrackRabbit: https://raw.github.com/bibanon/Insurgency-Wiki/master/0-/N/e/w/Newfag%20Guide.mediawiki

2013-04-27T23:27:28Z

https://raw.github.com/bibanon/Insurgency-Wiki/master/0-/N/e/w/Newfag%20Guide.mediawiki

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	Anonymous guide on how to be a /h4ck/er on Steriods		Anonymous guide on how to be a /h4ck/er on Steriods

>Udpflood at 16:28, 25 September 2011

2011-09-25T16:28:29Z

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	===R00ting===		===R00ting===
	~~Need~~ a ~~good guide on this~~		Tutorial in progress. Expect it to be done in a few days at most.

79.143.179.150: just some spelling and grammar fixes

2011-07-07T00:15:07Z

just some spelling and grammar fixes

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>BABYZOR: /* Programming */ correct old link to Java docs

2010-10-23T08:57:19Z

Programming: correct old link to Java docs

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	*It is all about source code. You learn from source code. After you get the basics down just google '"source code"+language'. Look at any programs that interest you. basically, Read a little, write a little, REPEAT. This is what we all do, no matter skill level.		*It is all about source code. You learn from source code. After you get the basics down just google '"source code"+language'. Look at any programs that interest you. basically, Read a little, write a little, REPEAT. This is what we all do, no matter skill level.
	*Every language has a common library for handling Strings, threads, etc. Some pretty common code. You WILL need to know this just as good as the syntax so quickly find the API reference for these. Fuck it here they are lulz:		*Every language has a common library for handling Strings, threads, etc. Some pretty common code. You WILL need to know this just as good as the syntax so quickly find the API reference for these. Fuck it here they are lulz:
	** http://~~java~~.~~sun~~.com/~~j2se~~/~~1.5.0~~/docs/api/ - java obviously		** http://download.oracle.com/javase/6/docs/api/ - java obviously
	**http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/ -c++		**http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/ -c++
	*LEARN TO FUCKING GOOGLE! This isn't because you annoy others, if anything ppl enjoy strobing their e-peen to help you. But, listen. As paid software dev, I, and everyone of us google shit at work. Why? Because when you are a programmer you REUSE code, and you want to find other libraries which already work well and are very extensive. Whenever you get an error, type it into google and you will get information pertaining to it.		*LEARN TO FUCKING GOOGLE! This isn't because you annoy others, if anything ppl enjoy strobing their e-peen to help you. But, listen. As paid software dev, I, and everyone of us google shit at work. Why? Because when you are a programmer you REUSE code, and you want to find other libraries which already work well and are very extensive. Whenever you get an error, type it into google and you will get information pertaining to it.

>Coolbear: /* /h4ck/er protips */

2010-09-11T13:38:28Z

/h4ck/er protips

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	# Do not worry about "working your way up the irc channels/mods." Infact, you ouldn't be doing that at all. If you are looking for social interaction/importance then gb2/gaia. Also, if you are from gaia or are just a fag in general and are looking into this because you think it's "trendy", you will be doxed in matter of time, could be as soon as a week, or later in a month, 3 months, eventually, if you don't gb2/gaia and stay there.		# Do not worry about "working your way up the irc channels/mods." Infact, you ouldn't be doing that at all. If you are looking for social interaction/importance then gb2/gaia. Also, if you are from gaia or are just a fag in general and are looking into this because you think it's "trendy", you will be doxed in matter of time, could be as soon as a week, or later in a month, 3 months, eventually, if you don't gb2/gaia and stay there.

	==/h4ck/er ~~rotips~~==		==/h4ck/er protips==

	If you think rooting = the ultimate hack then you're a shitpile n00b. If you want to make an impact, and lulz over what a group, communitty (fags) and company had to put up with from what you did with your keyboard then this guide is for you. Also, this isn't a pissing contest. Nobody gives a shit about how good you may or may not be. Also if you are anonymous, this wouldn't apply because in effect, you don't exist, but your work does.		If you think rooting = the ultimate hack then you're a shitpile n00b. If you want to make an impact, and lulz over what a group, communitty (fags) and company had to put up with from what you did with your keyboard then this guide is for you. Also, this isn't a pissing contest. Nobody gives a shit about how good you may or may not be. Also if you are anonymous, this wouldn't apply because in effect, you don't exist, but your work does.

>Hitlerlol: /* Closure */

2010-07-30T10:07:11Z

Closure

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	Last tips to reiterate:		Last tips to reiterate:
	*you must know how computers/networking work. You must learn how to program		*you must know how computers/networking work. You must learn how to program for that to happen since OS = software. What you want to hack = software.
	for that to happen since OS = software. What you want to hack = software.
	*stop reading white hat websites for any information. Do your own research.		*stop reading white hat websites for any information. Do your own research.
	*do not work your way up the irc. MODS = FAGS		*do not work your way up the irc. MODS = FAGS

>Hitlerlol: /* Closure */

2010-07-30T10:07:01Z

Closure

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	Last tips to reiterate:		Last tips to reiterate:
	-you must know how computers/networking work. You must learn how to program		*you must know how computers/networking work. You must learn how to program
	for that to happen since OS = software. What you want to hack = software.		for that to happen since OS = software. What you want to hack = software.
	-stop reading white hat websites for any information. Do your own research.		*stop reading white hat websites for any information. Do your own research.
	-do not work your way up the irc. MODS = FAGS		*do not work your way up the irc. MODS = FAGS
	-stay the fuck anonymous.		*stay the fuck anonymous.

>Hitlerlol: /* Rules and Protips */

2010-07-30T10:06:37Z

Rules and Protips

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	==Rules==		==Rules==

	1) Do not namefag. Do not trust namefags. You need 7 proxies, but you'll need		# Do not namefag. Do not trust namefags. You need 7 proxies, but you'll need 9001 handles. Use a new handle AND proxy often. An internet handle is as good as your FULL NAME and DOB once they do find your indentity. Going around putting your handle in sploits or coding a bot then posting the link in the channel with the SAME name over and over means you're a fucking retard. WE ARE FUCKING CALLED ANONYMOUS FOR A REASON.
	9001 handles. Use a new handle AND proxy often. An internet handle is		# MODS = FAGS. This applies to ircops and channel ops. Do not "work your way up" the hiearchy (hence don't namefag). I don't have anything against these people other than their general name faggotry. We found out the owner of partyvan IS A G-A-I-A FAG during a raid. Don't trust mods and nevar trust a namefag.
	as good as your FULL NAME and DOB once they do find your indentity. Going		# Contribute solutions with the goal of "Getting the job done". Raids need coders. Some of it it common shit like a bot that spams shit on forums or w/e messaging. The idea is to take the best strategical course of action. Find or start a project which will either result in absolute lulz or rape (hence "whatever works, whatever gets it done"). The idea is to maximize rape, not grow an e-peen. If you don't be a namefag then growing an e-peen won't factor in, and you'll understand how important contributing is.
	around putting your handle in sploits or coding a bot then posting the link
	in the channel with the SAME name over and over means you're a fucking
	retard. WE ARE FUCKING CALLED ANONYMOUS FOR A REASON.
	2) MODS = FAGS. This applies to ircops and channel ops. Do not "work your way
	up" the hiearchy (hence don't namefag). I don't have anything against
	these people other than their general name faggotry. We found out the owner
	of partyvan IS A G-A-I-A FAG during a raid. Don't trust mods and nevar trust
	a namefag.
	3) Contribute solutions with the goal of "Getting the job done". Raids need
	coders. Some of it it common shit like a bot that spams shit on forums or w/e
	messaging. The idea is to take the best strategical course of action. Find or
	start a project which will either result in absolute lulz or rape (hence
	"whatever works, whatever gets it done"). The idea is to maximize rape, not
	grow an e-peen. If you don't be a namefag then growing an e-peen won't
	factor in, and you'll understand how important contributing is.

	==/i/nsurgent protips==		==/i/nsurgent protips==

	*) Switch your name often, you are anonymous. If you want attention or have some		# Switch your name often, you are anonymous. If you want attention or have some other pyschological needs you can join g00ns. Nothing against them but they will offer you what you want so that you don't douse decent lulz worthy raids with your general faggotry.
	other pyschological needs you can join g00ns. Nothing against them but they
	will offer you what you want so that you don't douse decent lulz worthy raids
	with your general faggotry.

	*) Proxy now instead of later. Even though no shit will happen to you by just		# Proxy now instead of later. Even though no shit will happen to you by just entering a channel if you later decide to do something illegal, then keep the same fucking name you logged in with that links to your ip, which your ISP will be able to link to your SUBSCRIBER ACCOUNT/BILLING ADDRESS then yeah, you're a faggot and deserve jail raep.
	entering a channel if you later decide to do something illegal, then keep the
	same fucking name you logged in with that links to your ip, which your ISP
	will be able to link to your SUBSCRIBER ACCOUNT/BILLING ADDRESS then yeah,
	you're a faggot and deserve jail raep.

	*) Contribute and post screen shots on teh chans + talk some. If anyone kicks		# Contribute and post screen shots on teh chans + talk some. If anyone kicks you, show them your screen shots of lulz.
	you, show them your screen shots of lulz.

	*) You do not need to be an ircfag. Ideally you wouldn't be lurking there at		# You do not need to be an ircfag. Ideally you wouldn't be lurking there at all and all of your work should be posted to boards but the irc is effecient. Would be very hard to talk, collaborate and have good intel on a chan.
	all and all of your work should be posted to boards but the irc is
	effecient. Would be very hard to talk, collaborate and have good intel on a
	chan.

	*) Do not worry about "working your way up the irc channels/mods." Infact, you		# Do not worry about "working your way up the irc channels/mods." Infact, you ouldn't be doing that at all. If you are looking for social interaction/importance then gb2/gaia. Also, if you are from gaia or are just a fag in general and are looking into this because you think it's "trendy", you will be doxed in matter of time, could be as soon as a week, or later in a month, 3 months, eventually, if you don't gb2/gaia and stay there.
	~~shouldn~~'t be doing that at all. If you are looking for social
	interaction/importance then gb2/gaia. Also, if you are from gaia or are just
	a fag in general and are looking into this because you think it's "trendy",
	you will be doxed in matter of time, could be as soon as a week, or later in
	a month, 3 months, eventually, if you don't gb2/gaia and stay there.

	==/h4ck/er rotips==		==/h4ck/er rotips==

	If you think rooting = the ultimate hack then you're a shitpile n00b. If		If you think rooting = the ultimate hack then you're a shitpile n00b. If you want to make an impact, and lulz over what a group, communitty (fags) and company had to put up with from what you did with your keyboard then this guide is for you. Also, this isn't a pissing contest. Nobody gives a shit about how good you may or may not be. Also if you are anonymous, this wouldn't apply because in effect, you don't exist, but your work does.
	you want to make an impact, and lulz over what a group, communitty (fags) and
	company had to put up with from what you did with your keyboard then this
	guide is for you. Also, this isn't a pissing contest. Nobody gives a shit about
	how good you may or may not be. Also if you are anonymous, this wouldn't apply
	because in effect, you don't exist, but your work does.

	# Blame it on a namefag. Anything you write, claim credit for it, using		# Blame it on a namefag. Anything you write, claim credit for it, using someone elses name. Party van tracks us the same way we dox faggots:
	someone elses name. Party van tracks us the same way we dox faggots:		* tracing aliases is step #1. Afraid that your exploit will cause enough
	tracing aliases is step #1. Afraid that your exploit will cause enough		* monetary damage to warrant an FBI investigation? Hop onto the partyvan irc
	monetary damage to warrant an FBI investigation? Hop onto the partyvan irc		* find a random namefag there and blame it him for teh lulz.
	find a random namefag there and blame it him for teh lulz.

	# Do collaborate with other h4ckers and learn from them. Share source code at		# Do collaborate with other h4ckers and learn from them. Share source code at your own descretion. Also you can offer help if you know a lot about a particular field (ie: if its your irl job or something you happen to know the ins-and-outs of).
	your own descretion. Also you can offer help if you know a lot about a
	particular field (ie: if its your irl job or something you happen to know
	the ins-and-outs of).

	# Learn how to hide your tracks and the internet fucking works before you		# Learn how to hide your tracks and the internet fucking works before you start talking, let alone doing anything illegal. Learn how proxies do give you secruity, yet can be compromised. Learn how Tor works.
	start talking, let alone doing anything illegal. Learn how proxies do
	give you secruity, yet can be compromised. Learn how Tor works.

	~~# Don't read from white hat websites. These are shitpile havens for idiots.~~
	~~The problem with most people is that they want to appear smart, but only for~~
	~~the sake for impressing others. Most of their shit is later proven wrong (as~~
	~~it eventually has to be since they go around informing too many shitpile~~
	~~noobs who believe everything at face value and can't fucking learn how to~~
	~~filter out noise-to-content). Most of the websites are making money off of~~
	~~adsense, if that helps you at all. DO ORIGINAL FUCKING RESEARCH AND TEST YOUR~~
	~~OWN WORK AND IF YOU CANT LEARN HOW TO FILTER OUT SHIT FROM GOOD THEN YOU WILL~~
	~~NOT GET ANYWHERE~~.

			# Don't read from white hat websites. These are shitpile havens for idiots. The problem with most people is that they want to appear smart, but only for the sake for impressing others. Most of their shit is later proven wrong (as it eventually has to be since they go around informing too many shitpile noobs who believe everything at face value and can't fucking learn how to filter out noise-to-content). Most of the websites are making money off of adsense, if that helps you at all. DO ORIGINAL FUCKING RESEARCH AND TEST YOUR OWN WORK AND IF YOU CANT LEARN HOW TO FILTER OUT SHIT FROM GOOD THEN YOU WILL NOT GET ANYWHERE.

	=Professions=		=Professions=