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			== Server Dedication Prayer ==
			O Raptor Jesus,<br>
			Please watch over thine server.<br>
			As it becomes a home for thine website,<br>
			And gay pronz.<br>
			Protect it from ddos attacks,<br>
			And bandwith reap.<br>
			For thou is the savior of servers,<br>
			And code everywhere.<br>
			In your reptilian visage I pray,<br>
			Amen.<br>
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== Discussion ==

* Should we edit our bible to convey the known ideals of Anon?
* Mentions of heaven ties anon to the christfags, jewfags, and islamfags (might be lulzy if we use heaven as our hell)
::* Forgiving is not the nature of anon, raptor Jesus, or the Internetz.
:::*Polls are showing a huge preference to censor religiousfag werds. Will wait for 100 votes.
* Amen (Hebrew ‘So be it’) (Egyptian god, the personification of breath and air) I would rather say mudkips or something liek that.
::*More than one way to <s>end a prayer</s> skin a cat.
:::*"HABEEB IT!" which is interpreted as "believe it" . i.e. from [[ed:ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT|the itty bitty baby itty bitty boat]] meme
:::*"and Gay Men" [[ed:Girugamesh|Girugamesh]]
:::*"Also cocks" [[ed:Meatspin.com|Meatspin.com]]
:::*"/prayer" 9 out of 10 programmers agree
:::*"DESU DESU DESU" [[ed:Desu|Desu desu desu!]]

== Prayer of Anon ==

We are Anonymous. 
(''We are everywhere'') 
We cannot die. 
(''We are forever'') 
We are Anonymous. 
(''We are Legion'') 
(''We do not forgive.'') 
(''We do not forget.'') 
(''Expect us'') 

== Hail Internetz ==
Hail internetz, full of win, anon is with thee; 
leet art thou among netwerx, and leet is the ling of thy sauce, anonymous. 
A series of tubes, momfag of the internetz, pray for us newfags, now until we troll no moar. 
(''Expect us'') 

== The /b/tards Prayer ==
Our imageboard, 
Thou art in 4chan, 
Slash b slash be thy Name. 
Thy threads come. 
Thy will be done, 
On the internetz as it is IRL. 
Give us this day our daily lulz. 
Do not forgive, Do not forget, 
As we do with all cancer that trespasses against us. 
And lead us not into faggotry, 
But deliver us from fail. 
For thine is the forum, and the epic, and the win, 
For ever and ever. 
(Expect us) 

== Absolution of FAIL ==
Epic and unforgiving internetz; I have failed, and strayed from the lulz like a newfag. 
I have followed too much the path of FAIL. I have transgressed against the rules. 
I have left untrolled those things which I ought to have trolled; 
And I have left FAIL where there should be epic win; And there is no lulz in OP. 
But the internetz have mercy upon us, the epic fail guys. 
Spare those, who confess their fail. Restore those, who have lost the game; 
According to the rules declared unto Anonymous, through a series of tubes. 
And anon will deliver, for the lulz; That I may henceforth be epic, righteous, and full of win, for the lulz. 
(''Expect us'') 

== Raptor Jesus Prayer ==
Our Raptor,
Who art in hivemind, 
shopped be Thy face; 
Thy donations come, 
Thy posts be done 
in /b/ as it is in hivemind. 
Give us this day our daily loli; 
and forgive us our trolling 
as we forgive those who troll against us, 
and lead us not into faggotry, 
but deliver us from /fur/ry. 
In the name of the moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, 
(''Amen.'') 

== Alternative Raptor Jesus Prayer ==
Our Raptor, 
Whose art is /h/entai, 
shopped be Thy face; 
Thy donations cum, 
Thy posts be done 
in /b/ as it is in hivemind. 
Give us this day our daily Bridget 
and forgive us our trolling 
as we forgive those who troll against us, 
and lead us not into faggotry, 
but deliver us from /fur/ries 
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, 
Amen. 

== Moot Prayer ==
Our mootles, who art in 4chan 
hallowed be thy name 
thy bannerhammer come 
thy will be done 
on /x/ as it should've in /b/ 
ban us this day 
our daily bots 
and forgive our cp, as we forgive those who post it 
and lead us not into abandoment of 4chanz 
but deliver us from raids 
for thine is the banhammerm and the pwns, and the gore, for over 9000 
ramen 

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The Book of Anon/Prayers of Anon - Revision history

>TreeFarmSwarm at 10:22, 22 September 2010

>Watermelonz at 07:40, 31 July 2010

>Hitlerlol: Created page with '== Discussion == * Should we edit our bible to convey the known ideals of Anon? * Mentions of heaven ties anon to the christfags, jewfags, and islamfags (might be lulzy if we us…'