The Book of Anon/The Book of Catnarok - Revision history

>H64: /* The Fifth Head */

2011-04-08T04:02:14Z

The Fifth Head

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	# The fifth head shall be that of Moot		# The fifth head shall be that of Moot
	# And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on Legion.		# And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on Legion.
	# And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to monetize Legion shall be banned.		# And the fools will begin speaking of censoring the internet in hopes of delaying the final chemo.
			# And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to monetize Legion and censor the internet shall be banned.

	== The Sixth Head ==		== The Sixth Head ==

>H64: /* Final Chemo */

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Final Chemo

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	== Final Chemo ==		== Final Chemo ==
	# And there the screams of Anonymous are heard across the land.		# And there the screams of Anonymous are heard across the land.
	# And lo, without any proxies, their IP's traceable to their parents' basement, Anonymous lies broken and naked upon the ruin of the ~~earth~~.		# And lo, without any proxies, their IP's traceable to their parents' basement, Anonymous lies broken and naked upon the ruin of the internet.
	# The four cats of catnarok entangle themselves in a final battle		# The four cats of catnarok entangle themselves in a final battle.
	# And lo, happycat and lasagna cat eat one another.		# And lo, happycat and lasagna cat eat one another.
	# And behold, the great white cat and the great night cat begin to battle, tearing the ~~earth~~ to shreds.		# And behold, the great white cat and the great night cat begin to battle, tearing the internet to shreds.
	# And in the final moments of the ~~earth~~ out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.		# And in the final moments of the internet, out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.
	# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new internet to live happily ever after forever and ever.		# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new internet to live happily ever after forever and ever.

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Final Chemo

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	== Final Chemo ==		== Final Chemo ==
	# And there the screams of Anonymous are heard across the land		# And there the screams of Anonymous are heard across the land.
			# And lo, without any proxies, their IP's traceable to their parents' basement, Anonymous lies broken and naked upon the ruin of the earth.
	# The four cats of catnarok entangle themselves in a final battle		# The four cats of catnarok entangle themselves in a final battle
	# And lo, happycat and lasagna cat eat one another.		# And lo, happycat and lasagna cat eat one another.
	# And behold, the great white cat and the great night cat begin to battle, tearing the earth to shreds.		# And behold, the great white cat and the great night cat begin to battle, tearing the earth to shreds.
	# And in the final moments of the earth out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.		# And in the final moments of the earth out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.
	# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new ~~chan~~ to live happily ever after forever and ever.		# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new internet to live happily ever after forever and ever.

>H64: /* The Fifth Head */

2011-04-08T03:54:33Z

The Fifth Head

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	== The Fifth Head ==		== The Fifth Head ==
	# The fifth head shall be that of Moot		# The fifth head shall be that of Moot
	# And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on ~~Anonymous~~.		# And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on Legion.
	# And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to monetize ~~Anonymous~~ shall be banned.		# And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to monetize Legion shall be banned.

	== The Sixth Head ==		== The Sixth Head ==

>H64: /* The Fifth Head */

2011-04-08T03:53:42Z

The Fifth Head

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	# The fifth head shall be that of Moot		# The fifth head shall be that of Moot
	# And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on Anonymous.		# And behold, the beast will be discussing matters of herding cats, drawing a great crowd of fools looking to capitalize on Anonymous.
	# And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to ~~sterilize~~ Anonymous shall be banned.		# And there the hammer shall fall, and all that attempt to monetize Anonymous shall be banned.

	== The Sixth Head ==		== The Sixth Head ==

>H64: /* Chapter 2 - The Seven Proxies */

2011-04-08T03:48:04Z

Chapter 2 - The Seven Proxies

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	# And there the fourth proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a black cat equal in length to the first.		# And there the fourth proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a black cat equal in length to the first.
	# And the earth shall be torn asunder, and many shall perish.		# And the earth shall be torn asunder, and many shall perish.
	# And there the fifth proxy is ~~backtraces~~, and from the depths the dead memes shall raise and be forced upon Anonymous, confounding newfags.		# And there the fifth proxy is backtraced, and from the depths the dead memes shall raise and be forced upon Anonymous, confounding newfags.
	# And there the sixth proxy is backtraced, and the sun and moon ~~with~~ turn to goatse, and the final GET of 144,000 shall be stickied.		# And there the sixth proxy is backtraced, and the sun and moon will turn to goatse, and the final GET of 144,000 shall be stickied.
	# And there the seventh proxy is backtraced.		# And there the seventh proxy is backtraced.
	# And there Anonymous shall no longer have proxies to hide behind, and there will be an immediate vanning of all that post CP.		# And there Anonymous shall no longer have proxies to hide behind, and there will be an immediate vanning of all that post CP.

>H64 at 03:42, 8 April 2011

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	# And lo', once the banhammer of judgment falls, and rings loud as thunder upon the earth there behold the figure of Raptor Jesus, with eyes aflame because he is super pissed.		# And lo', once the banhammer of judgment falls, and rings loud as thunder upon the earth there behold the figure of Raptor Jesus, with eyes aflame because he is super pissed.
	# And the voice of Legion shall speak through Raptor Jesus, and Legion will say unto his servants, Chill out dudes, for I am the first and last post.		# And the voice of Legion shall speak through Raptor Jesus, and Legion will say unto his servants, Chill out dudes, for I am the first and last post.
	# And there Raptor Jesus shall ~~release~~ the seven ~~seals~~ of ~~Catnarok~~.		# And there Raptor Jesus shall backtrace the seven proxies of Anonymous.

	== Chapter 2 - The Seven Proxies ==		== Chapter 2 - The Seven Proxies ==
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	# And there the fourth proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a black cat equal in length to the first.		# And there the fourth proxy is backtraced, and from the heavens comes a black cat equal in length to the first.
	# And the earth shall be torn asunder, and many shall perish.		# And the earth shall be torn asunder, and many shall perish.
	# And from the depths the dead memes shall raise and be forced upon Anonymous, confounding newfags.		# And there the fifth proxy is backtraces, and from the depths the dead memes shall raise and be forced upon Anonymous, confounding newfags.
	# And there the sixth proxy is backtraced, and the sun and moon with turn to goatse, and the final GET of 144,000 shall be stickied.		# And there the sixth proxy is backtraced, and the sun and moon with turn to goatse, and the final GET of 144,000 shall be stickied.
	# And there the seventh proxy is backtraced.		# And there the seventh proxy is backtraced.
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	== The Seventh Head ==		== The Seventh Head ==
	# The ~~sixth~~ head shall be that of Mudkipz		# The seventh head shall be that of Mudkipz
	# And behold, it shall use water gun to pwn all that remain.		# And behold, it shall use water gun to pwn all that remain.
	# And there the hammer shall fall, and those that do not like mudkips shall be banned.		# And there the hammer shall fall, and those that do not like mudkips shall be banned.

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2011-04-08T03:36:06Z

Chapter Two

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	# And in the final moments of the earth out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.		# And in the final moments of the earth out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.
	# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new chan to live happily ever after forever and ever.		# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new chan to live happily ever after forever and ever.

	~~== Chapter Two ==~~



	~~2.1 The Party Van will fling subpoenas in all directions.~~

	~~2.2 4chan and 420chan and 7chan and 12chan will become 404.~~

	~~2.3 The 'chans will burn and the memes will die.~~

	~~2.4 Men, women, and children will die, traps will die, camwhores will die.~~

	~~2.5 Birds and animals will die. The 'chans will sink into the sea.~~

	~~2.6 Raptor Jesus, son of Longcat, will still be alive and will make his way to the intartubes, the shining plain where the chans once stood.~~

	2.7 /b/randon, son of Anonymous, will join him there, and he will inherent his father's taste for raep and traps. /b/tards and /i/nsurgents will come back from the world of the dead. They will fap and will build new boards.

	~~2.8 With the rebirth after Catnarök, the golden age of Anonymous will return.~~

	~~2.9 A radiant chan will rise up which no flames of perdition can touch.~~

	~~2.10 In it's boards, the noble anon who fought will live on in joy.~~

	~~2.11 The ignoble will be carried away by a hueg cock to be assraeped and Raptor Jesus will build on the triumphant foundations laid down by Longcat.~~

	~~[[Category:The Book of Anon]]~~

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2011-04-08T03:35:20Z

Chapter 1

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 == Chapter 1 ==
-.1 Catnarök is the doom of Anonymous, and the end of the chans.
+== The Second Head ==
-.2 It begins with three winters of wars in Miðgarð.
+== The Third Head ==
-.3Then Fimbulvetr follows, the winter of winters, with bitter frosts and biting winds.
+== The Fourth Head ==
-.4Three such winters will follow with no summer between them.
+== The Fifth Head ==
-.5 Cocks will crow to raise the fags in Colette's realm.
+== The Sixth Head ==
-.6 Furries will sail with the myspace fags.
+== The Seventh Head ==
-.7 The fags of Gaia will advance from the south, led by The Party Van.
+== Final Chemo ==
+# And there the screams of Anonymous are heard across the land
-.8 All will converge on the field: Milhouse and the fags from Colette and Tacgnol and furries and Gaians and The Party Van and the myspacefags.
+# The four cats of catnarok entangle themselves in a final battle
+# And lo, happycat and lasagna cat eat one another.
-.9 Meanwhile, the chans, roused by Anonymous' threads, will meet in council.
+# And behold, the great white cat and the great night cat begin to battle, tearing the earth to shreds.
+# And in the final moments of the earth out of the heavens comes Raptor Jesus riding a yellow cat great in speed.
-.10 Longcat will ride with Raptor Jesus to KFC to take advice from Happy Negro.
+# And upon this cat the chosen few survivors are taken away to a new chan to live happily ever after forever and ever.
 == Chapter Two ==

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