The Book of Anon/The Book of Copypasta - Revision history

>I Only Fuck Alphas: New one. Also, the TOC is less homo now.

2011-09-26T08:06:33Z

New one. Also, the TOC is less homo now.

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-=The Fresh Prince=
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 Now, this is a story all about how
 My life got flipped-turned upside down
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 =Web 2.0=
 ILL USE AJAX TO DYNAMICALLY LOAD OBSCURE CSS HACKS THAT ONLY WORK ON NIGHTLY OPERA BUILDS EVERY 2 SECONDS AND DISPLAY THE PROGRESS AS A 3D GRADIENT WITH A SHADOW OVERCAST ONTO THE ACTUAL CONTENT, WHICH MOVES BY IN A <MARQUEE> TAG LIKE A NEWS TICKER BECAUSE IT LEAVES ENOUGH SPACE FOR THE BRAVEHOST HIT COUNTER THAT IVE HAD SINCE 1995 THAT IS SYNCED CONSTANTLY WITH MY TRACKER SERVER VIA AJAX IN ORDER TO CHECK THE ACCURACY OF BRAVEHOST SO THAT I CAN WITE AN ARTICLE ON BLOGSPOT ABOUT HOW BRAVEHOST SUCKS AND SUBMIT IT TO DIGG IN A TOP TEN LIST OF FAILURE WEB SERVICES SO THAT I CAN ARGUE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION WITH A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ON THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT BUT THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALMOST LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS SO I CAN POST ABOUT MY SOCIAL LIFEON MY BLOG WITH THE AJAX AND THE HITCOUNER AND MY EMOSPACE SITE ABOUT HOW IM DOING BETTER SINCEI CUT MY WRISTS AND SURVIVED DUE TO DOING IT WRNG BUT IT MAKES ME HARDCORE SINEC IM DOING IT USING UBUNTU 8.04 WHICH MAKES ME A 1337 HAX0R BECAUSEI CAN USE 'SED' IN THE TERMINAL BY PASTING THE HELP I GOT ON UBUNTU FORUMS AND SET MY BACKGROUND TO SHINY SHIT TO MATCH MY MYSPACE PAGE WHILE BROWSING DEFCON FORUMS AND MAKING POSTS ABOUT MY AWESOME NEW BATCH SCRIPTS BUT THE OTHER MEMBERS AREJELOUS OF MY SKILL AND CALL ME A NOOB SO I CALL THEM A FLAMING FAGGOT AND CUT MYSELF TO THE TUNE OF WHEN I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BECAUSE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS SO COOL AND IT MAKES A GOOD SOUNDTRACK TO MY YOUTUBE VIDEO OF LOLCATS ^____^ SUPER KAWAII FROM ICANHASCHEEZBURGER (BEST SITE EVAR) THUS SHOWING MY PERSONAL SIDE TO PICK UP THE COOL GIRL EVEN THOUGH I CAN ONLY GET FAT FURRIES BUT IM OK WITH FURRY ITS JUST A FETISH AND OMG ANOTHER POST ENDING IN XXXX THREAD ON my OCTOFUCKER POTATO CANNON /b/ I BETTER GO MAKE 80 POSTS SO THAT HE NAMES HIS DOG I C WEENER SO I CAN MAKE FURRY ART ON DEVIANT ART STARRING MYSELF AND I C WEINER THAT WILL BE REPOSTED FOR YEARS ON FCHAN AND IMPRESS MY IRL BOYFRIEND WHO NO ONE KNOWS IS REALLY A GIRL BECAUSE IM ONLY BI ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE ITS SUPER COOL AND BECAUSE IT GOES WITH MY INTERNET SUPER HEROE PERSONA OF FIGHTING THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLOGY :)
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62.30.212.210: Undo revision 17014 by Akyla0ky24 (talk) Reverting horrible faggotry vandalism.

2011-07-28T17:26:34Z

Undo revision 17014 by Akyla0ky24 (talk) Reverting horrible faggotry vandalism.

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>Akyla0ky24 at 12:56, 28 July 2011

2011-07-28T12:56:39Z

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>NekoArc: Reverted edits by JohnnieyJFo (talk) to last revision by 93.140.208.193

2011-07-24T06:34:54Z

Reverted edits by JohnnieyJFo (talk) to last revision by 93.140.208.193

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>JohnnieyJFo at 12:01, 15 July 2011

2011-07-15T12:01:56Z

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93.140.208.193: /* You are a rapist */

2011-06-12T09:22:36Z

You are a rapist

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204.197.232.168: /* Pooping Habbits */

2011-04-23T18:31:09Z

Pooping Habbits

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	=Pooping ~~Habbits~~=		=Pooping Habits=
	My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.		My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

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	"He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can't clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up."		"He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can't clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up."


	=Sued by Furry=		=Sued by Furry=

98.183.2.165: /* Anguished Jew */

2010-11-01T02:12:24Z

Anguished Jew

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	Let's face the facts: for the past week or so, every, and I mean EVERY thread has contained at least ten ASCII Hebrews of various forms. Instead of letting massive fails die and disappear off the face of the land known as img.4chan.org, they are continually bumped, thus extending the time it spends on the front page. The whole /b/ experience is ruined. It's worse than the nyro~n bots. It's worse than endless /b/ drama threads. It's even worse than furrys. Look behind the grieving face /b/. Look down deep into its soul and recognize the monster that dwells within. Together, /b/, we must rise and quell this heresy before it consumes everything that makes /b/ worth visiting. Who's with me?		Let's face the facts: for the past week or so, every, and I mean EVERY thread has contained at least ten ASCII Hebrews of various forms. Instead of letting massive fails die and disappear off the face of the land known as img.4chan.org, they are continually bumped, thus extending the time it spends on the front page. The whole /b/ experience is ruined. It's worse than the nyro~n bots. It's worse than endless /b/ drama threads. It's even worse than furrys. Look behind the grieving face /b/. Look down deep into its soul and recognize the monster that dwells within. Together, /b/, we must rise and quell this heresy before it consumes everything that makes /b/ worth visiting. Who's with me?

	Oh, and ~~in b4~~ 200 anguished Jews.		Oh, and inb4 200 anguished Jews.


	=Ass Pennies=		=Ass Pennies=

68.230.82.130: /* Welcome to /b/ */

2008-12-19T18:18:15Z

Welcome to /b/

← Older revision	Revision as of 18:18, 19 December 2008
(No difference)

68.230.82.130: /* Welcome to /b/ */

2008-12-19T18:18:15Z

Welcome to /b/

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	And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.		And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

	Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my ~~brother~~.		Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my /b/rother.

	Welcome to your new home.		Welcome to your new home.