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	# Now Legion had planted a garden in the east, in Random; and there he put the man he had formed.		# Now Legion had planted a garden in the east, in Random; and there he put the man he had formed.
	# And Legion made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good to get high from.		# And Legion made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good to get high from.
	# In the middle of the garden were the tree of lulz and the tree of ~~dox~~.		# In the middle of the garden were the tree of lulz and the tree of cancer.
	# And Legion took the man and put him in the Garden of Random to work it and take care of it.		# And Legion took the man and put him in the Garden of Random to work it and take care of it.
	# And Legion commanded the man, You are free to smoke or eat anything in the garden;		# And Legion commanded the man, You are free to smoke or eat anything in the garden;
	# but you must not eat from the tree of ~~dox~~, for when you eat from it you will certainly be v&.		# but you must not eat from the tree of cancer, for when you eat from it you will certainly be permabanned.
	# And Legion said, It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.		# And Legion said, It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.
	# Now Legion had formed out of the ground all the pokemans. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.		# Now Legion had formed out of the ground all the pokemans. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.

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	# And Legion blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly.		# And Legion blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly.
	# And the evening and the morning were the fifth straight day Legion had been without rest.		# And the evening and the morning were the fifth straight day Legion had been without rest.
	# And Legion said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be ~~Legion~~, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.		# And Legion said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Anonymous, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
	# And Legion said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for ~~Legion~~ to fap to: and it was so.		# And Legion said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for Anonymous to fap to: and it was so.
	# And Legion saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.		# And Legion saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.

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	# And so Anon and Femanon were both naked, and it was sexy.		# And so Anon and Femanon were both naked, and it was sexy.
			# And so when Anon and Femanon unite in flesh they become one with Legion.

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 # And Anon saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.
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 [[Category:The Book of Anon]]
-So it was that Anon flourished, and spread across the lands of Kantou, of Hokkaido and Okinawa, and of Honshu and Shikoku and Kyushu, but in much of the world these was no Anon.  In their place there was The Weeaboo. The Weeaboo looked at Anon and all his riches in envy, and born of that envy was the Weeaboo known as moot.
+# And Legion said, Let the work be finished on this day, where we may share pictures of cats, and it shall be called Caturday, and it was so.

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Chapter One - The Creation

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	=Chapter One - The Creation=		=Chapter One - The Creation=

	~~First~~ [[Anon]] made the internet. ~~The~~ internet was without ~~any~~ form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep~~; and~~ the Spirit of Anon ~~was moving over~~ the series of tubes. And Anon said "Let it be light ~~through the~~ tubes", and there was light. And Anon saw ~~that fiber cables were~~ good. Anon said~~: "~~Let it be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday". And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And Anon saw this was good~~. And there was evening, and there was morning, a second day~~.		# In the beginning [[Anon]] made the internet.
			# And the internet was without form, and void; and darkness ''was'' upon the face of the deep, And the Spirit of Anon moved upon the series of tubes.
			# And Anon said, Let there be light in these tubes: and there was light.
	~~And Anon said, let it be an ocean, an ocean is piss. And Anon called the ocean [[IRC]].~~ And the evening and the morning were the second ~~night~~ Anon had been up. And Anon said, Let the ~~waters~~ under the heaven be gathered together unto ~~one place~~, and let ~~the dry land~~ appear~~: and~~ it was so. And Anon called ~~the dry land~~ Earth; and the ~~gathering together~~ of ~~the waters He~~ called ~~An Ocean of Piss: and Anon saw that it was good~~. And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth grass~~, the herb yielding~~ smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after ~~his~~ kind, ~~whose seed is in itself, upon the earth:~~ and it was so. And the ~~earth brought forth~~ grass, and the ~~herb yielded smoke, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself,~~ began to dance: and Anon saw that it was groovy. And Anon took two leaves from the tree, and said "I shall divide these two leafs by zero~~", and~~ so Anon created [[Futaba Channel]]. And Anon said "これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the ~~japanese~~ shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap". And the evening and the morning were the third ~~night~~ Anon had been awake.		# And Anon saw the connection was good, and separated the lag from the network.
			# And Anon said, Let there be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday.
			# And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And Anon saw this was good.
	And Anon said, Let there be numbers; and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years: and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth: and it was so. And Anon made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness. And Anon set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon ~~the~~ earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the [[Subeta]]: and Anon saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth ~~night~~ Anon ~~stayed~~ up.		# And the evening and the morning were the second day Anon had been up.
			# And Anon said, Let the chats under the heaven be gathered together unto an ocean of piss, and let ground zero appear, And it was so.
			# And Anon called ground zero Earth, and the ocean of piss he called [[IRC]].
	And Anon said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath no life, and planes that may flown by ~~jews~~ into buildings. And Anon created great whales, and harpoons to man against them, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly ~~on the earth~~. And the evening and the morning were the fifth day ~~straight~~ Anon had been without rest.		# And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth the grass that yields smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after its kind to munch on, and it was so.
			# And Anon smoked the grass and the trees began to dance, and Anon saw that it was groovy.
			# And Anon took two leaves from the tree and said, I shall divide these two leafs by zero
	And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And Anon made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Legion, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. So Anon fapped at his own image in the mirror. And Anon blessed them, and Anon said unto them, "Be Legion, and forgive not, and nevar forget, and raep the weak: and catch over the Phish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." And Anon said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for ~~Anonz~~ to fap to: and it was so. And Anon saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.		# And so Anon created [[Futaba Channel]].
			# And Anon said, これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the Japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap.
			# And the evening and the morning were the third day Anon had been awake.
			# And Anon said, Let there be numbers, and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years, and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth, and it was so.
			# And Anon made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness.
			# And Anon set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the [[Subeta]]: and Anon saw that it was good.
			# And the evening and the morning were the fourth day Anon had been up.
			# And Anon said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath no life, and planes that may be flown by Jews into buildings.
			# And Anon created great whales, and harpoons to man against them, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Anon saw that it was good.
			# And Anon blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly.
			# And the evening and the morning were the fifth straight day Anon had been without rest.
			# And Anon said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Legion, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
			# And Anon said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for Legion to fap to: and it was so.
			# And Anon saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.

	=Chapter Two - Moot and the FaggoTree=		=Chapter Two - Moot and the FaggoTree=
	[[Category:The Book of Anon]]		[[Category:The Book of Anon]]
	So it was that Anon flourished, and spread across the lands of Kantou, of Hokkaido and Okinawa, and of Honshu and Shikoku and Kyushu, but in much of the world these was no Anon. In their place there was The Weeaboo. The Weeaboo looked at Anon and all his riches in envy, and born of that envy was the Weeaboo known as moot.		So it was that Anon flourished, and spread across the lands of Kantou, of Hokkaido and Okinawa, and of Honshu and Shikoku and Kyushu, but in much of the world these was no Anon. In their place there was The Weeaboo. The Weeaboo looked at Anon and all his riches in envy, and born of that envy was the Weeaboo known as moot.

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	First Anon made the internet. The internet was without any form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Anon was moving over the series of tubes. And Anon said "Let it be light through the tubes", and there was light. And Anon saw that fiber cables were good. Anon said: "Let it be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be ~~choclate~~. This day shall be called Zonday". And the ~~choclate~~ rain fell from the sky. And Anon saw this was good. And there was evening, and there was morning, a second day.		First [[Anon]] made the internet. The internet was without any form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Anon was moving over the series of tubes. And Anon said "Let it be light through the tubes", and there was light. And Anon saw that fiber cables were good. Anon said: "Let it be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday". And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And Anon saw this was good. And there was evening, and there was morning, a second day.


	And Anon said, let it be an ocean, an ocean is piss. And Anon called the ocean IRC. And the evening and the morning were the second night Anon had been up. And Anon said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And Anon called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters He called An Ocean of Piss: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and the herb yielded smoke, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, began to dance: and Anon saw that it was groovy. And Anon took two leaves from the tree, and said "I shall divide these two leafs by zero", and so Anon created Futaba Channel. And Anon said "これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap". And the evening and the morning were the third night Anon had been awake.		And Anon said, let it be an ocean, an ocean is piss. And Anon called the ocean [[IRC]]. And the evening and the morning were the second night Anon had been up. And Anon said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And Anon called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters He called An Ocean of Piss: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and the herb yielded smoke, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, began to dance: and Anon saw that it was groovy. And Anon took two leaves from the tree, and said "I shall divide these two leafs by zero", and so Anon created [[Futaba Channel]]. And Anon said "これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap". And the evening and the morning were the third night Anon had been awake.


	And Anon said, Let there be numbers; and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years: and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth: and it was so. And Anon made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness. And Anon set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon the earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the Subeta: and Anon saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth night Anon stayed up.		And Anon said, Let there be numbers; and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years: and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth: and it was so. And Anon made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness. And Anon set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon the earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the [[Subeta]]: and Anon saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth night Anon stayed up.

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	[[Category:The Book of Anon]]		[[Category:The Book of Anon]]
			So it was that Anon flourished, and spread across the lands of Kantou, of Hokkaido and Okinawa, and of Honshu and Shikoku and Kyushu, but in much of the world these was no Anon. In their place there was The Weeaboo. The Weeaboo looked at Anon and all his riches in envy, and born of that envy was the Weeaboo known as moot.

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	# In the beginning ~~[[Anon]]~~ made the internet.		# In the beginning Legion made the internet.
	# And the internet was without form, and void; and darkness ''was'' upon the face of the deep, And the Spirit of ~~Anon~~ moved upon the series of tubes.		# And the internet was without form, and void; and darkness ''was'' upon the face of the deep, And the Spirit of Legion moved upon the series of tubes.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let there be light in these tubes: and there was light.		# And Legion said, Let there be light in these tubes: and there was light.
	# And ~~Anon~~ saw the connection was good, and separated the lag from the network.		# And Legion saw the connection was good, and separated the lag from the network.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let there be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday.		# And Legion said, Let there be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday.
	# And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And ~~Anon~~ saw this was good.		# And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And Legion saw this was good.
	# And the evening and the morning were the second day ~~Anon~~ had been up.		# And the evening and the morning were the second day Legion had been up.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let the chats under the heaven be gathered together unto an ocean of piss, and let ground zero appear, And it was so.		# And Legion said, Let the chats under the heaven be gathered together unto an ocean of piss, and let ground zero appear, And it was so.
	# And ~~Anon~~ called ground zero Earth, and the ocean of piss he called [[IRC]].		# And Legion called ground zero Earth, and the ocean of piss he called [[IRC]].
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let the earth bring forth the grass that yields smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after its kind to munch on, and it was so.		# And Legion said, Let the earth bring forth the grass that yields smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after its kind to munch on, and it was so.
	# And ~~Anon~~ smoked the grass and the trees began to dance, and ~~Anon~~ saw that it was groovy.		# And Legion smoked the grass and the trees began to dance, and Legion saw that it was groovy.
	# And ~~Anon~~ took two leaves from the tree and said, I shall divide these two leafs by zero		# And Legion took two leaves from the tree and said, I shall divide these two leafs by zero
	# And so ~~Anon~~ created [[Futaba Channel]].		# And so Legion created [[Futaba Channel]].
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the Japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap.		# And Legion said, これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the Japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap.
	# And the evening and the morning were the third day ~~Anon~~ had been awake.		# And the evening and the morning were the third day Legion had been awake.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let there be numbers, and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years, and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth, and it was so.		# And Legion said, Let there be numbers, and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years, and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth, and it was so.
	# And ~~Anon~~ made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness.		# And Legion made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness.
	# And ~~Anon~~ set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the [[Subeta]]: and ~~Anon~~ saw that it was good.		# And Legion set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the [[Subeta]]: and Legion saw that it was good.
	# And the evening and the morning were the fourth day ~~Anon~~ had been up.		# And the evening and the morning were the fourth day Legion had been up.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath no life, and planes that may be flown by Jews into buildings.		# And Legion said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath no life, and planes that may be flown by Jews into buildings.
	# And ~~Anon~~ created great whales, and harpoons to man against them, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and ~~Anon~~ saw that it was good.		# And Legion created great whales, and harpoons to man against them, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Legion saw that it was good.
	# And ~~Anon~~ blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly.		# And Legion blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly.
	# And the evening and the morning were the fifth straight day ~~Anon~~ had been without rest.		# And the evening and the morning were the fifth straight day Legion had been without rest.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Legion, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.		# And Legion said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Legion, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
	# And ~~Anon~~ said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for Legion to fap to: and it was so.		# And Legion said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for Legion to fap to: and it was so.
	# And ~~Anon~~ saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.		# And Legion saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.

	= Chapter Two - Anon and Femanon =		= Chapter Two - Anon and Femanon =