Weev - Revision history

>Hitlerlol at 19:16, 30 July 2010

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	This is no doubt a feint by the government to take attention off the oil spill which is threatening the [[Florida\|Eastern Dong of the United States Murka]] as we speak.		This is no doubt a feint by the government to take attention off the oil spill which is threatening the [[Florida\|Eastern Dong of the United States Murka]] as we speak.

	weev is serving as his own [[Attorney at lol]] and was released 6/17/2010 at 11:33am after telling the judge the Cochran-esque "If lulz were had, I can't be bad" and posting bail.		weev is serving as his own Attorney at lol and was released 6/17/2010 at 11:33am after telling the judge the Cochran-esque "If lulz were had, I can't be bad" and posting bail.

	STILL this Neufchatel-oozing cunt-cramp of psuedo-legal assfuckery dares hassle OUR HERO. But HA! True lulz will be had. One almost pities the off-the-rack suits and FBI castratos who dare prosecute this John the Baptist Neuromancer, without understanding his powers (Level 25 Lawyer, for one) Crimson beard aloft, he will strut across the courtroom with the chutzpah of a thousand Ted Bundies. Flying on a natural high of spinal chemicals, he will tongue-lash the drones who idiotically assumed he was just another drug-addled scriptfag. (Weev has NEVER used drugs. He doesn't have to; he creates them within his body. Thats what Int 25, Wis 25, Cha 25 can do. Also, Weev is an intermediate god of the eL33t pantheon - Chaotic Neutral with Good tendencies.)		STILL this Neufchatel-oozing cunt-cramp of psuedo-legal assfuckery dares hassle OUR HERO. But HA! True lulz will be had. One almost pities the off-the-rack suits and FBI castratos who dare prosecute this John the Baptist Neuromancer, without understanding his powers (Level 25 Lawyer, for one) Crimson beard aloft, he will strut across the courtroom with the chutzpah of a thousand Ted Bundies. Flying on a natural high of spinal chemicals, he will tongue-lash the drones who idiotically assumed he was just another drug-addled scriptfag. (Weev has NEVER used drugs. He doesn't have to; he creates them within his body. Thats what Int 25, Wis 25, Cha 25 can do. Also, Weev is an intermediate god of the eL33t pantheon - Chaotic Neutral with Good tendencies.)

>Hitlerlol at 18:43, 30 July 2010

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	==POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE==		==POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE==

	On June 15th, 2010, Weev was [[v&\|raided]] by the [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[Apple]] gestapo, executing a dubious search warrant looking for anything at all. According to the official report, upon breaking his door down, the AT&T stormtroopers found him [[fucking\|engaging in intercourse]] with the long-lost [[Necrophilia\|body]] of [[Natalee Holloway]] on top of piles of [[party hard\|cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and schedule 2 and 3 pharmaceuticals]]. Weev was arrested on [[over 9000]] counts of POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE, but everybody knows the drugs were planted on him by Ma Bell since they couldn't arrest him for [[Goatse_Security\|using a form on their web site]].		On June 15th, 2010, Weev was [[v&\|raided]] by the [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[Apple]] gestapo, executing a dubious search warrant looking for anything at all. According to the official report, upon breaking his door down, the AT&T stormtroopers found him [[fucking\|engaging in intercourse]] with the long-lost [[Necrophilia\|body]] of [[Natalee Holloway]] on top of piles of [[party hard\|cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and schedule 2 and 3 pharmaceuticals]]. Weev was arrested on over 9000 counts of POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE, but everybody knows the drugs were planted on him by Ma Bell since they couldn't arrest him for [[Goatse_Security\|using a form on their web site]].
	This is no doubt a feint by the government to take attention off the oil spill which is threatening the [[Florida\|Eastern Dong of the United States Murka]] as we speak.		This is no doubt a feint by the government to take attention off the oil spill which is threatening the [[Florida\|Eastern Dong of the United States Murka]] as we speak.

>Relentless: /* Fursona */

2010-07-05T20:58:19Z

Fursona

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	[01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume<br/>		[01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume<br/>
	[01:33] <weev> with fawn horns<br/>		[01:33] <weev> with fawn horns<br/>
	[01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence		[01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence<br/ >
	weev is also a very talented song-writer.]]
			'''''weev is also a very talented song-writer.''
			'''

	==Reverend weev==		==Reverend weev==

>Relentless: /* See Also */

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>Relentless: /* Quotes */

2010-07-05T05:27:31Z

Quotes

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	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
	~~[[File:Odbweevstandoff.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[OldDirtyBtard]] and [[weev]] settle a policy dispute.]]~~
	{{quote\|Offensive and witty detail\|[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514923,00.html Fox News, ''Hacker: I was behind Amazon Gay Book delisting'']}}		{{quote\|Offensive and witty detail\|[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514923,00.html Fox News, ''Hacker: I was behind Amazon Gay Book delisting'']}}
	{{quote\|Think Shakespeare's Puck\|[http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/13/amazon-gay-outrage-weev-technology-internet-amazon.html Forbes Magazine, ''Caught in the Act'']}}		{{quote\|Think Shakespeare's Puck\|[http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/13/amazon-gay-outrage-weev-technology-internet-amazon.html Forbes Magazine, ''Caught in the Act'']}}

>Relentless: /* Reverend weev */

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Reverend weev

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	==Reverend weev==		==Reverend weev==
	As of early 2009, weev has collected such a large group of followers that he has started his own church. His evangelical sermons can be found every Sunday on his YouTube channel {{youtube2\|weevlos\|weevlos}}.		As of early 2009, weev has collected such a large group of followers that he has started his own church. His evangelical sermons can be found every Sunday on his YouTube channel {{youtube2\|weevlos\|weevlos}}.

	~~<center>{{frame\|<center>'''Reverend weev'''<br>{{fv\|starvids\|background-color: red;\|font-weight: bold;\|<youtube>28D_8Aa3Yu8</youtube>\|<youtube>3xC7geUr9zw</youtube>}}</center>\|color=red}}</center><br>~~

	==Quotes==		==Quotes==

>Relentless: Created page with 'file:Masthead.png‎ JEWS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER OF ATTACKS OF 9…'

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JEWS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER OF ATTACKS OF 9/11 DON'T BELIEVE THE JEW LIES THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS A PRIVATE BANK WHOSE SHAREHOLDERS, CHAIRMAN AND GOVERNING BOARD ARE ENTIRELY ORTHODOX JEWS
YHBT. YHL. HAND. :D loldongs loljews loldongs YHBT. YHL. HAND. :D loljews YHBT. YHL. HAND. :D lolfags loljews [[Weevs Oppressive Page|WOP]] loldongs YHBT. YHL. HAND. :D loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs YHBT. YHL. HAND. :D loljews loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loljews loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs loldongs 
jesuitx. DID. WTC. :D 

==[[Fursona]]==
[01:33] <weev> what kind of furry bluefox are you? 
[01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume 
[01:33] <weev> with fawn horns 
[01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence
weev is also a very talented song-writer.]]

==Reverend weev==
As of early 2009, weev has collected such a large group of followers that he has started his own church. His evangelical sermons can be found every Sunday on his YouTube channel {{youtube2|weevlos|weevlos}}.

<center>{{frame|<center>'''Reverend weev''' {{fv|starvids|background-color: red;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>28D_8Aa3Yu8</youtube>|<youtube>3xC7geUr9zw</youtube>}}</center>|color=red}}</center> 

==Quotes==
[[File:Odbweevstandoff.jpg|thumb|left|[[OldDirtyBtard]] and [[weev]] settle a policy dispute.]]
{{quote|Offensive and witty detail|[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514923,00.html Fox News, ''Hacker: I was behind Amazon Gay Book delisting'']}}
{{quote|Think Shakespeare's Puck|[http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/13/amazon-gay-outrage-weev-technology-internet-amazon.html Forbes Magazine, ''Caught in the Act'']}}
{{quote|Professional hacker and a troll veteran|[http://www.corrupt.org/news/interview_professional_hacker_and_troll_weev Corrupt.org]}}
{{quote|Hacker with a Rolls Royce|[http://gawker.com/5051974/hacker-from-that-times-story-on-palin-emails-i-wish-theyd-done-it-properly Gawker]}}
{{quote|Highly offensive language|[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/30/firefox_interprotocol_attack/ The Register]}}
{{quote|He never betrays the lulz.|[[jameth]]}}
{{quote|He's my cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.|[[girlvinyl]]}}

==Complaints==
All complaints about weev should be promptly forwarded to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. They have a long history of dealing with weev's irresponsible and racist actions and they should be made known of any and all potentially criminal activity weev is involved in. The Special Agent on weev's case is Craig G. Mueller (any relation to Robert?) and can be contacted here:

::Craig G. Mueller
::Special Agent
::Ph: (503) 552 5473
::Fa: (503) 552 5327

==POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE==

On June 15th, 2010, Weev was [[v&|raided]] by the [[Jew|Jewish]] [[Apple]] gestapo, executing a dubious search warrant looking for anything at all. According to the official report, upon breaking his door down, the AT&T stormtroopers found him [[fucking|engaging in intercourse]] with the long-lost [[Necrophilia|body]] of [[Natalee Holloway]] on top of piles of [[party hard|cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and schedule 2 and 3 pharmaceuticals]]. Weev was arrested on [[over 9000]] counts of POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE, but everybody knows the drugs were planted on him by Ma Bell since they couldn't arrest him for [[Goatse_Security|using a form on their web site]].
This is no doubt a feint by the government to take attention off the oil spill which is threatening the [[Florida|Eastern Dong of the United States Murka]] as we speak.

weev is serving as his own [[Attorney at lol]] and was released 6/17/2010 at 11:33am after telling the judge the Cochran-esque "If lulz were had, I can't be bad" and posting bail.

STILL this Neufchatel-oozing cunt-cramp of psuedo-legal assfuckery dares hassle OUR HERO. But HA! True lulz will be had. One almost pities the off-the-rack suits and FBI castratos who dare prosecute this John the Baptist Neuromancer, without understanding his powers (Level 25 Lawyer, for one) Crimson beard aloft, he will strut across the courtroom with the chutzpah of a thousand Ted Bundies. Flying on a natural high of spinal chemicals, he will tongue-lash the drones who idiotically assumed he was just another drug-addled scriptfag. (Weev has NEVER used drugs. He doesn't have to; he creates them within his body. Thats what Int 25, Wis 25, Cha 25 can do. Also, Weev is an intermediate god of the eL33t pantheon - Chaotic Neutral with Good tendencies.)

THE ENTIRE FRACAS is an exercise in amusement for our hero. So do not fret for him. Fools choose Disneyland for amusement; men like Weev boldly leap into a frying pan to reduce hick lawmen to tears and beat down Lady Liberty (who is, most definitely, a trap). He does this for chaos, which is true liberty, which is freedom.

WEEV, with a tap of his gingerbread fingers, exposed the daemonic faggotry of Apple's precious [[iPad]], also know as the rich man's eight track tape. This heroic act forced the lazy fucks to fill in the hole and this slammed the door in the rubbery lipped faces of millions of Nigerian identity horkers. Millions of gullible Americans are saved from the AIDS-loaded earfucks. My advice is, always carry knife or scissors. You never know when a long veiny niggerman's chikenneck will emerge in the middle of a mother's day call.

THE GREAT AMERICAN HERO who should be acclaimed as such was instead branded "hacker", a buzzword testgroups rank just a step above terrorist. Since Americunts are programmed to despise anyone smart enough to use a computer for anything more than Homo Love Connection and push-button monkey crap, Apple thought they could play the oldest trick in the book - planting drugs. (A tasty collection at that. I'm thinking the S2 is sweet juicy Dex or sweet juicier Desoxyn and S3 some big fat bars or pins for chillin. As if Weev would need such primitive stimulation. There's a theory the drugs really belonged to one of the staggeringly hot JAPs of his harem, but that theory is ridiculous, for Weev can turn you on with a touch, neigh, a word! He's like an methamphetamine-breathing dragon, that boy!)

THUS, DO NOT FEAR, PATRIOTS! Weev could be buttplugged in bondage and thrown over Niagara falls in a barrel roll, and remain forever free. I deign not predict his outcome but even behind bars (if that is part of his master plan) like Al Capone he is fully capable of running things from the inside. Prison would become a castle; the conjugal trailers will rock like never before. And he'll get a chance to hang with those WM3 guys, and Bill Clinton's brother. Maybe Weev the Baptist imprisoned will trigger the LULZ MESSIAH we have waited, with yearnin' hearts, so damn fucking long for. WHATEVER HAPPENS, IT IS VICTORY. WE ARE TOO AWESOME TO FAIL. (stay tuned, hungry millions.)

{{quote|11:57am <Blanket> At least they didn't find the [[jenkem]].}}

[http://news.cnet.com/8301-27080_3-20007827-245.html]
[http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/summary/Detainee.asp?bn=4105356]

==See Also==
*[[In defense of slandered heroes]]
*[[weev quotes]]
*[http://the-iprophet.org The iProphet (his sermons)]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[In defense of slandered heroes]]
	*[[weev quotes]]
	*[http://the-iprophet.org The iProphet (his sermons)]		*[http://the-iprophet.org The iProphet (his sermons)]