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=Backstory=
=Backstory=
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'''''<s>Paul Griffiths is far more amazing than most of the fucks who want to ruin his business. Don't be jealous cause he is successful.</s> :O'''''
The egotistical wanker “myspace celebrity”, Paul Griffiths, owns his own clothing company called “Babycakes”. Let's show those emo faggots what they deserve--complete and unconditional rape.
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==Displays of Faggotry==
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OH NOEZ!! WE BETTER STOP IT GUYZ
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{{tinyquote|my videos only get thousands of views because i have really really really nice hair and a wonderful bone structure|''Paul Griffiths'' - Youtube description}}
 
{{tinyquote|PEOPLE THAT WEAR BABYCAKES ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE WHO DONT WEAR BABYCAKES|''Paul Grffiths'' - Babycakes Myspace}}
 
{{tinyquote|i like big sunglasses, tight jeans and staying awake all night.|''Paul Grffiths'' - Personal Myspace}}
 
{{tinyquote|If you think that guys that straighten their hair are fags you need to wake up and realise that your girl friends would much rather be with me..|''Paul Grffiths'' - youtube video}}


=Simple Instructions=
=Simple Instructions=


He has a lot of fans in a special club called "The Club Kids" which are basically a bunch of scene fags kissing his arse.
He has a lot of fans in a special club called "The Club Kids" which are basically the most fantastic people alive
 
These kids WILL get extremely butthurt if you criticize babycakes so trolling them is a good idea.
 
=Lulz/Reactions=
 
=Tech Targets=
the password to the vip section on his website is "beepbeepflashbeep" This section is actually the Clubbkids section!
==People==
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'''Email:''' aden_theobald@hotmail.co.uk<br>
'''Gaia:''' http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8983521<br>
'''Girlfriend:''' http://img3.vampirefreaks.com/Chelby-Horrors<br>
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==Websites==
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Web design at it's finest.
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* '''MySpace'''
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.myspace.com/babycakesclothing Baby Cakes Clothing]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.myspace.com/soundfxsandoverdramatics Paul Griffiths]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.myspace.com/204906566 Club Kids]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.myspace.com/omfgzbabycakesukteam Baby Cakes Street Team]
 
* '''Forums''' ''(With which to raep)''
** [http://anonym.to/http://anonym.to/http://www.babycakesforum.com/ Baby Cakes Forum]
** [http://wtfvirus.freehostia.com/frame.htm Forum Raep Page]
 
* '''Websites''' ''(With which to vamp)''
** [http://anonym.to/http://anonym.to/http://www.bbycks.com/ Baby Cakes Clothing] *it is up now
 
* '''Youtube'''
** [http://anonym.to/http://uk.youtube.com/user/impaulgriffiths Paul Griffiths]
 
* '''Stickam'''
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.stickam.com/trnwrk Paul Griffiths]
 
* '''Live Journal'''
** [http://anonym.to/http://paulgriffiths.livejournal.com/ Paul Griffiths]
 
* '''Facebook'''
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/pages/Paul-Griffiths/14372605916 Paul Griffiths fan page]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/pages/Babycakes-Clothing/14693256285 Babycakes Clothing fan page]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/pages/BABYCAKES/10187914983 Another Babycakes fan page]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8802546397 "I Love BabyCakes & Wanna Fuck Paul Griffiths" group]
** [http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8558872246  "Babycakes is the Shizz!" group page]
 
* '''iTunes'''
** [http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=292746607&s=143444 Baby Cakes Album on iTunes. <strike>Give it a fair and balanced review.</strike> Raep the shit outta it]
 
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=Exploits=
=Exploits=
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* '''Date of Birth:''' 19th Feb 1987
* '''Date of Birth:''' 19th Feb 1987
* '''Registered to vote at:'''
* '''Registered to vote at:'''
** ''56 RAKESHOUSE ROAD''
: ''56 RAKESHOUSE ROAD''
** ''NELSON''
: ''NELSON''
** ''LANCASHIRE''
: ''LANCASHIRE''
** ''BB9 8LU''
: ''BB9 8LU''
** <s>NOTE: LIVES WITH HIS MOM</s> Doesn't look like it now, see below
*<s>NOTE: LIVES WITH HIS MOM</s> Doesn't look like it now, see below
* '''Another address for him, eighth city centre flat which he rents and has been mentioned elsewhere:'''
* '''Another address for him, eighth city centre flat which he rents and has been mentioned elsewhere:'''
** ''802 LINCOLN GATE''
: ''802 LINCOLN GATE''
** ''RED BANK''
: ''RED BANK''
** ''MANCHESTER''
: ''MANCHESTER''
** ''M4 4AD''
: ''M4 4AD''
* '''Email:'''
* '''Email:'''
** ''mybabycakesorder@hotmail.com''
** ''mybabycakesorder@hotmail.com''
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: ''Manchester''
: ''Manchester''
: ''M4 1HW''
: ''M4 1HW''
0161 8323233


==Ruination==
[[Category:Raids]]
Here are some ideas being thrown around, and are below.  Also, see the [[Ruination]] article for more ideas.<br>
 
* [[Spam Your Enemies|Flood]] his email with spam
* [[Pizza bomb|Order pizza]] and free shit to his store
* Spam [[Shock|gore]] on his forums
** Possibly line the forums with [[Dangerous Kitten|hueg3.jpg]] in the sigs to prevent access
* Spam his youtube
* Mail poop to his address
* Hoax moralfag campaign
:# Shop babycakes logos etc into photos of child labour (DON'T DO THIS UNLESS YOU CAN PROPERLY SHOOP. Bad shops will be shot down instantly, and that part of the plan will fail hard)
:# Post to forums, myspace etc.
:# Send flowers from secret admirers
:# PROFIT!
* More ideas are welcome!
** DDoS on the Club Kids website and forums, coupled with an extensive trolling/PsyOps campaign may prove to be singularly successful. Focus on taking the websites out of action; when they aren't down or moving extremely slowly, the forums should be, for all intents and purposes, unusable by its regular members.
 
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=Records of Events=
 
=Propaganda=
 
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Latest revision as of 14:53, 2 May 2009

Backstory[edit]

Paul Griffiths is far more amazing than most of the fucks who want to ruin his business. Don't be jealous cause he is successful. :O

Simple Instructions[edit]

He has a lot of fans in a special club called "The Club Kids" which are basically the most fantastic people alive

Exploits[edit]

The following exploits have been found:

IRL Targets[edit]

His store is a potential target I suggest that on the night before the raid the 31st of October (or any fucking chance you get), if possible, a group of anons should go to the store and cover the front with newspaper using wall paper paste. It wouldn't be too damaging, but possibly fucking funny as hell. Then, spray paint over the newspaper some funny captions but no fucking memes.

Dox[edit]

Him[edit]

  • Name: PAUL DANIEL GRIFFITHS
  • Date of Birth: 19th Feb 1987
  • Registered to vote at:
56 RAKESHOUSE ROAD
NELSON
LANCASHIRE
BB9 8LU
  • NOTE: LIVES WITH HIS MOM Doesn't look like it now, see below
  • Another address for him, eighth city centre flat which he rents and has been mentioned elsewhere:
802 LINCOLN GATE
RED BANK
MANCHESTER
M4 4AD
  • Email:
    • mybabycakesorder@hotmail.com
    • matt@spaklestreet.net
    • "Tel: 07704 244476" - Source Yell.com

Baby Cakes Head Office[edit]

  • Address:
Babycakes Office
53-55 Thomas Street
Northern Quarter
Manchester
M4 1NA

Baby Cakes Manchester Store[edit]

  • Address:
Babycakes
Edge Street
Northern Quarter
Manchester
M4 1HW

0161 8323233