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| Quite possibly the biggest Hollywood failure to ever roam the Earth, Uwe Boll has gained his infamy from making shitty adaptations of games that vary in their degree of shittiness (or complete lack thereof). To date, he has butchered the names of titles such as Blood Rayne, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark (which was shit to begin with), and many many others. He recently announced that work was starting on Far Cry, and that my friends, we can not allow to stand.
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| <s>His movies are about on par with those movies made by college students.</s> Sorry, that's an insult to the students. His movies are complete shit and do not even stay true to the source material from which the movie is derived. The quality of his movies would be equaled if you gave a 16 year old game fanatic Hollywood funding.
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| =Critics & Uwe Boll=
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| It is infallible that his movies will be shit, and critics make this apparent to him every time he releases a title. His response?
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Latest revision as of 17:46, 20 November 2008
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