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Agent Pubeit is a brave chanologist who decided to bring the [[lulz]] back into [[Chanology]] by running into a Scientology Org convered in Pubes, Vaseline, and toenail clippings; he even humped a giant fucking stack of Dianetics books. It is widely agreed that | Agent Pubeit is a brave chanologist who decided to bring the [[lulz]] back into [[Chanology]] by running into a Scientology Org convered in Pubes, Vaseline, and toenail clippings; he even humped a giant fucking stack of Dianetics books. It is widely agreed that this is what chanology SHOULD have been - what is this i dont even | ||
==The Video== | ==The Video== | ||
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===Lyrics=== | ===Lyrics=== | ||
Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit was very brave | *Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit was very brave | ||
Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day | *Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day | ||
Deep underground with stone and trains, Vaseline was applied | *Deep underground with stone and trains, Vaseline was applied | ||
We handed him pubes, so many pubes, so he may complete his guise | *We handed him pubes, so many pubes, so he may complete his guise | ||
The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated | *The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated | ||
from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford | *from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford | ||
the various pubes they stuck to him from the Vaseline he put on before | *the various pubes they stuck to him from the Vaseline he put on before | ||
Brave Agent Pubeit came up from underground | *Brave Agent Pubeit came up from underground | ||
Covered in Vaseline and pubes, he emerged proud | *Covered in Vaseline and pubes, he emerged proud | ||
40 degrees in the streets, the streets | *40 degrees in the streets, the streets | ||
here's where we got the call, | *here's where we got the call, | ||
Agent Pubeit the brave was on his way, free of delays and stalls | *Agent Pubeit the brave was on his way, free of delays and stalls | ||
verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick | *verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick | ||
to the Church of Scientology to tell them to suck his dick | *to the Church of Scientology to tell them to suck his dick | ||
the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen | *the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen | ||
slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be | *slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be | ||
Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun | *Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun | ||
Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won | *Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won | ||
A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract | *A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract | ||
Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax | *Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax | ||
BRAVE Agent Pubeit, he was about to arrive | *BRAVE Agent Pubeit, he was about to arrive | ||
At the Church of Scientology, his target could not hide | *At the Church of Scientology, his target could not hide | ||
Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside | *Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside | ||
Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube-covered guy | *Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube-covered guy | ||
Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit ran away | *Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit ran away | ||
He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place | *He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place | ||
He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be | *He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be | ||
He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of Vaseline | *He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of Vaseline | ||
His mission complete it may seem, but there was more | *His mission complete it may seem, but there was more | ||
Three blocks away awaited another Scientology org | *Three blocks away awaited another Scientology org | ||
The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before | *The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before | ||
The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store | *The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store | ||
Radioed in we attacked our target number two | *Radioed in we attacked our target number two | ||
Let the enemies know that with them, Anonymous was not through | *Let the enemies know that with them, Anonymous was not through | ||
Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push | *Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push | ||
Agent Pubeit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush | *Agent Pubeit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush | ||
Brave Agent Pubeit, safely got away | *Brave Agent Pubeit, safely got away | ||
Scientology we strike at thee because you're fucking gay | *Scientology we strike at thee because you're fucking gay | ||
Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes | *Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes | ||
Remember this day we have delivered Operation: Slickpubes | *Remember this day we have delivered Operation: Slickpubes | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:48, 6 December 2024
Agent Pubeit is a brave chanologist who decided to bring the lulz back into Chanology by running into a Scientology Org convered in Pubes, Vaseline, and toenail clippings; he even humped a giant fucking stack of Dianetics books. It is widely agreed that this is what chanology SHOULD have been - what is this i dont even
The Video[edit]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZk0C91mfg
Lyrics[edit]
- Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit was very brave
- Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day
- Deep underground with stone and trains, Vaseline was applied
- We handed him pubes, so many pubes, so he may complete his guise
- The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated
- from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford
- the various pubes they stuck to him from the Vaseline he put on before
- Brave Agent Pubeit came up from underground
- Covered in Vaseline and pubes, he emerged proud
- 40 degrees in the streets, the streets
- here's where we got the call,
- Agent Pubeit the brave was on his way, free of delays and stalls
- verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick
- to the Church of Scientology to tell them to suck his dick
- the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen
- slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be
- Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun
- Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won
- A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract
- Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax
- BRAVE Agent Pubeit, he was about to arrive
- At the Church of Scientology, his target could not hide
- Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside
- Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube-covered guy
- Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit ran away
- He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place
- He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be
- He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of Vaseline
- His mission complete it may seem, but there was more
- Three blocks away awaited another Scientology org
- The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before
- The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store
- Radioed in we attacked our target number two
- Let the enemies know that with them, Anonymous was not through
- Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push
- Agent Pubeit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush
- Brave Agent Pubeit, safely got away
- Scientology we strike at thee because you're fucking gay
- Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes
- Remember this day we have delivered Operation: Slickpubes
