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Chapter One | |||
1:1 A long long time ago | 1:1 A long long time ago | ||
I can still remember how | I can still remember how | ||
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I barely held in my nerd rage. | I barely held in my nerd rage. | ||
1: | 1:4 I can't remember if I cried | ||
when I saw the stickies far and wide, | when I saw the stickies far and wide, | ||
but someone called the F.B.I., | but someone called the F.B.I., | ||
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1:5 So.. | 1:5 So.. | ||
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | |||
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan | Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan | ||
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, | Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, | ||
this'll be the day we get banned." | this'll be the day we get banned." | ||
1:6 Now did you write the rules of /b/, | |||
and were we like Fight Club secretly? | and were we like Fight Club secretly? | ||
It was better then, if you ask me... | It was better then, if you ask me... | ||
1:7 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? | |||
Can Raptors save your mortal ass? | Can Raptors save your mortal ass? | ||
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? | And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? | ||
1:8 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we | |||
called his hotline to make him say | called his hotline to make him say | ||
"Do a barrel roll!" | "Do a barrel roll!" | ||
Man, I dig those crazy trolls! | Man, I dig those crazy trolls! | ||
1:9 I was a lonely teenage hate machine | |||
with a new computer and an old routine, | with a new computer and an old routine, | ||
but I knew someone would intervene | but I knew someone would intervene | ||
the day that NIGGERTITS died. | the day that NIGGERTITS died. | ||
1:10 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | |||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | ||
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan | Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan | ||
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this'll be the day we get banned." | this'll be the day we get banned." | ||
1:11 And there we were all on the *chan | |||
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam | With Gaston groupies and Desu spam | ||
With no time left to start again. | With no time left to start again. | ||
1:12 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, | |||
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, | Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, | ||
Because in the pooper is where they stick. | Because in the pooper is where they stick. | ||
1:13 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" | |||
The mods were banning night and day | The mods were banning night and day | ||
No /b/rother born to lurk | No /b/rother born to lurk | ||
Could stand that circle jerk! | Could stand that circle jerk! | ||
1:14 The flamewars mounted left and right, | |||
From mods who'd gotten too uptight, | From mods who'd gotten too uptight, | ||
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, | I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, | ||
The day that FAILchan died | The day that FAILchan died | ||
1:15 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | |||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | ||
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan | Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan | ||
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This'll be the day we get banned." | This'll be the day we get banned." | ||
1:16 I found a site that didn't lose, | |||
So I asked them for some happy news, | So I asked them for some happy news, | ||
But they just told me to lurk some moar. | But they just told me to lurk some moar. | ||
1:17 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- | |||
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, | Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, | ||
Just for posting contraband. | Just for posting contraband. | ||
1:18 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, | |||
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, | The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, | ||
But no anon was jokin'. | But no anon was jokin'. | ||
The combos all were broken. | The combos all were broken. | ||
1:19 And the three mods most requiring hax, | |||
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- | The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- | ||
They drove to Mexico and laughed, | They drove to Mexico and laughed, | ||
The day that FAILchan died. | The day that FAILchan died. | ||
1:20 And we were posting... | |||
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | ||
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this'll be the day we're all banned." | this'll be the day we're all banned." | ||
1:21 And we were posting... | |||
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | ||
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan | Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan | ||
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned." | Posting "This'll be the day we get banned." | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:56, 14 December 2008
Chapter One
1:1 A long long time ago
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.
1:2 And I knew if we had done well, Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...
1:3 But Gaia faggots made me shiver, with every /r/equest I delivered. Bad news on the front page; I barely held in my nerd rage.
1:4 I can't remember if I cried when I saw the stickies far and wide, but someone called the F.B.I., the day that 4chan died.
1:5 So.. Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned."
1:6 Now did you write the rules of /b/, and were we like Fight Club secretly? It was better then, if you ask me...
1:7 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? Can Raptors save your mortal ass? And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?
1:8 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we called his hotline to make him say "Do a barrel roll!" Man, I dig those crazy trolls!
1:9 I was a lonely teenage hate machine with a new computer and an old routine, but I knew someone would intervene the day that NIGGERTITS died.
1:10 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned."
1:11 And there we were all on the *chan With Gaston groupies and Desu spam With no time left to start again.
1:12 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, Because in the pooper is where they stick.
1:13 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" The mods were banning night and day No /b/rother born to lurk Could stand that circle jerk!
1:14 The flamewars mounted left and right, From mods who'd gotten too uptight, I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, The day that FAILchan died
1:15 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, This'll be the day we get banned."
1:16 I found a site that didn't lose, So I asked them for some happy news, But they just told me to lurk some moar.
1:17 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, Just for posting contraband.
1:18 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, But no anon was jokin'. The combos all were broken.
1:19 And the three mods most requiring hax, The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- They drove to Mexico and laughed, The day that FAILchan died.
1:20 And we were posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, this'll be the day we're all banned."
1:21 And we were posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."
