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== Chapter 1 ==
A border burneth in thy OL alias: Who of thine own shall be of the light, and who shall be of the darkness; and it was so that Longcat was of the light, and Tacgnol was of the darkness. And the darkness was moot, and Snacks returneth from the grave, to be the light.


"Woe to ye, o 4chan, /b/, and /i/, for the /fur/ries post thy /b/east with hardons; for they know they will soon cum." quoth W.T. SNACKS, whose death was at awe to anon.


"Let him who hath posted CP reckon the number of the /b/east, for it is a chantards number. It's number is seven hundred and seventy seven." And the great mod rose up among the heavens, and was surrounded by lolis, and he proclaimed:


1.1 Catnarök is the doom of Anonymous, and the end of the chans.
"I lived alone
just me and mom
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind


1.2 It begins with three winters of wars in Miðgarð.
What did I see?
Could I believe?
That what I saw that night was real and not just Bridget


1.3Then Fimbulvetr follows, the winter of winters, with bitter frosts and biting winds.
Just what I saw
when I would fap
were they
reflections of my warped mind not letting me nap?


1.4Three such winters will follow with no summer between them.
'Cause in my dreams
it's always there
the evil face that twists my mind and /b/rings me to despair


1.5 Cocks will crow to raise the fags in Colette's realm.
Night was black
like a fat nigras back
'Cause I just had to see
could I stop f5ing on /b/
on her wrist
cracky's cuts would twist
sliced up to her fist
oh her lips id have kissed
but now shes dead, and my chance I have missed
SO ROLL NOW AND READ WHATS ON THE OP's L/i/ST!


1.6 Furries will sail with the myspace fags.
as flamewars blazed
sekrit hax were phrased
when the OP cries
"INTERWEB TUFF GUISE"
In the night
the cocks are burning bright
I am many, I am one
Longcat's work is done
7-7-7 the Number of the /b/east
"BUMP WHEN HIGH", is going on tonight


1.7 The fags of Gaia will advance from the south, led by The Party Van.
This can't go on
I must inform the law
Can this still be real
or just some crazy dream?
but I feel drawn
towards the chanting hordes
seem to mesmerise...can't avoid their eyes
7-7-7 the Number of the Beast
7-7-7 OH HELP US MODS OF /b/


1.8 All will converge on the field: Milhouse and the fags from Colette and Tacgnol and furries and Gaians and The Party Van and the myspacefags.
I'm coming back
 
I will return
1.9 Meanwhile, the chans, roused by Anonymous' threads, will meet in council.
And I'll possess your PC
 
and I'll use you to DDoS
1.10 Longcat will ride with Raptor Jesus to KFC to take advice from Happy Negro.
I'll have the Botnet
 
I'll have the Bruteforce
1.11 All of the lolis will shake and moan.
I'll have the anons
 
to make my pedophilia take its course
1.12 All of the /b/tards and all of the /i/nsurgents will arm and prepare themselves and follow Longcat to Catnarok.
 
1.13 On the field of battle, Longcat will engage Tacgnol, while Serious Cat will be attacked by Milhouse, who is still not a meme.
 
1.14 Cockmongler will fight the Party Van.
 
1.15 Serious Cat will kill Milhouse with a single stroke, but will be, in turn, killed by furries.
 
1.16 The furries will leap at the throats of the /b/tards, and they will kill each other.
 
1.17 The /i/nsurgents will kill gaia and myspace with a massive attack, but will drown in the venom spewed by the serpent.
 
1.18 Tacgnol will seize Longcat between his jaws and swallow him.
 
1.19 At once, Raptor Jesus, Longcat's son, will press one foot on Tacgnol's lower jaw and grab his upper jaw, tearing the Tacgnol apart and avenging his father.
 
 
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== Chapter Two ==
 
 
 
2.1 The Party Van will fling subpoenas in all directions.
 
2.2 4chan and 420chan and 7chan and 12chan will become 404.
 
2.3 The 'chans will burn and the memes will die.
 
2.4 Men, women, and children will die, traps will die, camwhores will die.
 
2.5 Birds and animals will die. The 'chans will sink into the sea.
 
2.6 Raptor Jesus, son of Longcat, will still be alive and will make his way to the intartubes, the shining plain where the chans once stood.
 
2.7 /b/randon, son of Anonymous, will join him there, and he will inherent his father's taste for raep and traps. /b/tards and /i/nsurgents will come back from the world of the dead. They will fap and will build new boards.
 
2.8 With the rebirth after Catnarök, the golden age of Anonymous will return.
 
2.9 A radiant chan will rise up which no flames of perdition can touch.
 
2.10 In it's boards, the noble anon who fought will live on in joy.
 
2.11 The ignoble will be carried away by a hueg cock to be assraeped and Raptor Jesus will build on the triumphant foundations laid down by Longcat.


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Revision as of 22:36, 16 April 2009

A border burneth in thy OL alias: Who of thine own shall be of the light, and who shall be of the darkness; and it was so that Longcat was of the light, and Tacgnol was of the darkness. And the darkness was moot, and Snacks returneth from the grave, to be the light.

"Woe to ye, o 4chan, /b/, and /i/, for the /fur/ries post thy /b/east with hardons; for they know they will soon cum." quoth W.T. SNACKS, whose death was at awe to anon.

"Let him who hath posted CP reckon the number of the /b/east, for it is a chantards number. It's number is seven hundred and seventy seven." And the great mod rose up among the heavens, and was surrounded by lolis, and he proclaimed:

"I lived alone just me and mom I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see? Could I believe? That what I saw that night was real and not just Bridget

Just what I saw when I would fap were they reflections of my warped mind not letting me nap?

'Cause in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind and /b/rings me to despair

Night was black like a fat nigras back 'Cause I just had to see could I stop f5ing on /b/ on her wrist cracky's cuts would twist sliced up to her fist oh her lips id have kissed but now shes dead, and my chance I have missed SO ROLL NOW AND READ WHATS ON THE OP's L/i/ST!

as flamewars blazed sekrit hax were phrased when the OP cries "INTERWEB TUFF GUISE" In the night the cocks are burning bright I am many, I am one Longcat's work is done 7-7-7 the Number of the /b/east "BUMP WHEN HIGH", is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law Can this still be real or just some crazy dream? but I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes seem to mesmerise...can't avoid their eyes 7-7-7 the Number of the Beast 7-7-7 OH HELP US MODS OF /b/

I'm coming back I will return And I'll possess your PC and I'll use you to DDoS I'll have the Botnet I'll have the Bruteforce I'll have the anons to make my pedophilia take its course

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