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I can still remember how | I can still remember how | ||
the Jailbait used to make me smile. | the Jailbait used to make me smile. | ||
1:2 And I knew if we had done well, | 1:2 And I knew if we had done well, | ||
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, | Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, | ||
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile... | And there'd be no more newfags for awhile... | ||
1:3 But Gaia faggots made me shiver, | 1:3 But Gaia faggots made me shiver, | ||
with every /r/equest I delivered. | with every /r/equest I delivered. | ||
Bad news on the front page; | Bad news on the front page; | ||
I barely held in my nerd rage. | I barely held in my nerd rage. | ||
1:4 I can't remember if I cried | 1:4 I can't remember if I cried | ||
when I saw the stickies far and wide, | when I saw the stickies far and wide, | ||
but someone called the F.B.I., | but someone called the F.B.I., | ||
the day that 4chan died. | the day that 4chan died. | ||
1:5 So.. | 1:5 So.. | ||
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | |||
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan | Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan | ||
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, | Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, | ||
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and were we like Fight Club secretly? | and were we like Fight Club secretly? | ||
It was better then, if you ask me... | It was better then, if you ask me... | ||
2:2 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? | 2:2 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? | ||
Can Raptors save your mortal ass? | Can Raptors save your mortal ass? | ||
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? | And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? | ||
2:3 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we | 2:3 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we | ||
called his hotline to make him say | called his hotline to make him say | ||
"Do a barrel roll!" | "Do a barrel roll!" | ||
Man, I dig those crazy trolls! | Man, I dig those crazy trolls! | ||
2:4 I was a lonely teenage hate machine | 2:4 I was a lonely teenage hate machine | ||
with a new computer and an old routine, | with a new computer and an old routine, | ||
but I knew someone would intervene | but I knew someone would intervene | ||
the day that NIGGERTITS died. | the day that NIGGERTITS died. | ||
2:5 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | 2:5 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | ||
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With Gaston groupies and Desu spam | With Gaston groupies and Desu spam | ||
With no time left to start again. | With no time left to start again. | ||
3:2 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, | 3:2 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, | ||
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, | Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, | ||
Because in the pooper is where they stick. | Because in the pooper is where they stick. | ||
3:3 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" | 3:3 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" | ||
The mods were banning night and day | The mods were banning night and day | ||
No /b/rother born to lurk | No /b/rother born to lurk | ||
Could stand that circle jerk! | Could stand that circle jerk! | ||
3:4 The flamewars mounted left and right, | 3:4 The flamewars mounted left and right, | ||
From mods who'd gotten too uptight, | From mods who'd gotten too uptight, | ||
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, | I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, | ||
The day that FAILchan died | The day that FAILchan died | ||
3:5 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | 3:5 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" | ||
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So I asked them for some happy news, | So I asked them for some happy news, | ||
But they just told me to lurk some moar. | But they just told me to lurk some moar. | ||
4:2 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- | 4:2 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- | ||
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, | Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, | ||
Just for posting contraband. | Just for posting contraband. | ||
4:3 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, | 4:3 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, | ||
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, | The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, | ||
But no anon was jokin'. | But no anon was jokin'. | ||
The combos all were broken. | The combos all were broken. | ||
4:4 And the three mods most requiring hax, | 4:4 And the three mods most requiring hax, | ||
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- | The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- | ||
They drove to Mexico and laughed, | They drove to Mexico and laughed, | ||
The day that FAILchan died. | The day that FAILchan died. | ||
4:5 And we were posting... | 4:5 And we were posting... | ||
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | ||
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Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, | Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, | ||
this'll be the day we're all banned." | this'll be the day we're all banned." | ||
4:6 And we were posting... | 4:6 And we were posting... | ||
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, | ||
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 | ||
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan | Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan | ||
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned." | Posting "This'll be the day we get banned." | ||
Revision as of 04:40, 12 December 2008
1:1 A long long time ago I can still remember how the Jailbait used to make me smile. 1:2 And I knew if we had done well, Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, And there'd be no more newfags for awhile... 1:3 But Gaia faggots made me shiver, with every /r/equest I delivered. Bad news on the front page; I barely held in my nerd rage. 1:4 I can't remember if I cried when I saw the stickies far and wide, but someone called the F.B.I., the day that 4chan died. 1:5 So.. Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned."
2:1 Now did you write the rules of /b/, and were we like Fight Club secretly? It was better then, if you ask me... 2:2 Now do you believe in a fucking cat? Can Raptors save your mortal ass? And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? 2:3 Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we called his hotline to make him say "Do a barrel roll!" Man, I dig those crazy trolls! 2:4 I was a lonely teenage hate machine with a new computer and an old routine, but I knew someone would intervene the day that NIGGERTITS died. 2:5 And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned."
3:1 And there we were all on the *chan With Gaston groupies and Desu spam With no time left to start again. 3:2 So come on, post some CP, post some tits, Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, Because in the pooper is where they stick. 3:3 And as Moot posted "No more Grey" The mods were banning night and day No /b/rother born to lurk Could stand that circle jerk! 3:4 The flamewars mounted left and right, From mods who'd gotten too uptight, I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, The day that FAILchan died 3:5 And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, This'll be the day we get banned."
4:1 I found a site that didn't lose, So I asked them for some happy news, But they just told me to lurk some moar. 4:2 I bookmarked this new "7chan"- Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, Just for posting contraband. 4:3 And back at '4, the lolis screamed, The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, But no anon was jokin'. The combos all were broken. 4:4 And the three mods most requiring hax, The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- They drove to Mexico and laughed, The day that FAILchan died. 4:5 And we were posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, this'll be the day we're all banned." 4:6 And we were posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."
