Operation GoldenEye

Background and Long-Term Goal

Operation GoldenEye is the beginning of our crusade against the fags and idiots who describe the Twilight series as the best books ever written. We will venture into their forums and chatrooms and litter the place with spam, gore posts, gay pr0n, the usual. Total annihilation (Denial of Service Methods) of all targets will come after.

The long-term goal of Operation GoldenEye is to generate epic lulz by ruining the series for all the newly recruited Twifags, as well as severely discouraging the enjoyment or discussion of the series as a whole. Also, it is well known that the whining and crying of all the 13-year-old would-be-vampires is a prime source of lulz.

Methods

As of right now, nothing. Register at all forums with inconspicuous names and wait. (PsyOps if you want) And spread the word, need all the help we can get. Significant planning needed such as date, time, and the specific shit we are going to do.

Other methods include:

• Learn the ending of any one of the books from the series. Summarize it on one slip of paper, and make several copies of this summary. Then, go to the bookstore and insert these slips at the beginning of several Twilight books.
• Spam Cracked.com's article on the movie. PsyOps on a fanforum and post a fake link, or just troll and place it in every message board you can find.
• Plant false negative rumors about one or more of the following: the author of the series (she's a homo, she's a pedo, etc.); the possibility of an upcoming book in which one or more of the main characters suffers a horrific death; the death, maiming, scarring, etc., of any one of the major actors from the recent film release; etc. A combination of false blogs linking to other false blogs linking to false Wikipedia entries should help make your claims more believable.
• Any other ideas go here.

Primary targets

• Hisgoldeneyes.com
  • Forum
  • Staff List
  • MySpace
  • Facebook Group
  • YouTube
  • CafePress
• Twilightlexiconblog.com
  • Forum
  • Staff List
  • CafePress
• Edwardandbella.net
  • Forum
  • Staff List
  • {http://anonym.to?http://www.cafepress.com/edwardbellanet CafePress]
• Complete list of fansites here in case anyone wants to add new targets

Secondary targets

• The author's site

Dox

• Twilight Lexicon Admin
  • twilightlexadmin@gmail.com
  • http://lion_lamb.livejournal.com/

IRC

For discussion about this raid:

• Server: irc.partyvan.fm
• Channel: #Twiraid

People need to start logging on to here and discussing this shit. In-depth planning needs to get done.