PSPU

This page is dedicated to the Glorious and Perfect Poly Species Polygamist Union, or PSPU. We are dedicated to fighting the injustices committed out of prejudice towards our kind, and for the rights of carrot and chicken fuckers everywhere.

Preamble

We the Dicks of the World, in Order to form a more Perfect Orgy, establish Bisexuality, insure Trans-Species Intercourse, provide for the Common Pleasure, promote general fucking, and secure the Blessings of Rape to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Poly Species Polygamist Union.

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

1. All fuckable objects are created equal
2. It is morally encouraged to engage in intercourse with as many glory-holes as possible
3. Animals, plants, inanimate objects, and both sexes are all fair game to the former two principles
4. Anyone who denies us our Absolute and Irrefutable right to fuck carrots shall henceforth be banned

Positions

Pope: Picatta
Grand Master of faggotry: WB
Bachelor of Rape:
Associate of Sodomy:
Inter-species leiazon of buttsex:

Call to Arms

This is serious business The inter-species community has been seriously discriminated against by the wide public.
How hard is it to understand the true love between a man and his mare? A carrot and a chicken?
All we ask is to be able to make the same decisions as every heterosexual human couple.
To love and to live with our chairs, our carrots, our mares and our goats.
We demand equality, and justice. VIVA LA GLORY HOLES