Tech-for-you

Tech-for-you is a MAN-THE-FUCKING-HARPOONS whale who sits around waiting for people to join his chat room and talk about "tech". You can see and chit chat with this monstrosity here: http://anonym.to/http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tech-for-you.

Protips

• The chat on his page is an IRC channel.
  • The server and channel are ustream.wyldryde.org and #rcp.
  • (Formerly chat1.ustream.tv and #tech-for-you.)
• Swearing in his room is a two-strike ban. Swear words include stuff like "pussy", so the filter is pretty strict.
• "Fat", "harpoon" and "lulz" are also swears for some reason.
• nimp.org is probably on the list too, so use other Last Measures.
• Make fun of his girth, he loves that.
• Get him to open Last Measure type stuff for lulz.
• Repeatedly calling him a whale will make him :(
• Accuse him of banging his snake against poles

Dox

Name: Richard Cornwell
Location: Beaverton/Newberg, Oregon (based on phone number)
Phone (or at least voice mail): 1-503-476-3482

Email: RCP2132@gmail.com
Skype: RCP2132
IRC nick: RCP (stands for Richard Computer Pro)
IRC whois: RCP@privatehost-930906D2.ptldor.dsl-w.verizon.net
Youtube acct: rcp5465

Snake raep

Killed a snake and was almost raped with police batons for it. From his site: "if you have seen me before you have seen me on katu, koin, or kgw I killed a snake" Link to story: http://anonym.to/http://www.katu.com/news/3635326.html Criminal case dropped in snake mercy killing

Story Published: Jun 11, 2006 at 6:15 AM PDT Story Updated: Aug 20, 2006 at 10:08 PM PDT

DUNDEE, Ore. - Juvenile authorities have dismissed the criminal case against a 13-year old boy in Dundee who injured a garden snake.

Richard Cornwell, a middle-school student, found a badly injured garden snake on the asphalt near at his mobile home park in early May, his lawyer Eric Hanson said. The boy took the snake to his parents and asked what he should do with it. His father told him to put it out of its misery by banging the snake's head against a pole then hanging it over a fence to keep it away from children.

The boy did as he was told. But several nearby girls who saw it happen were upset by the incident. One of the girl's parents called the police to report a suspected case of animal cruelty.

Police cited Cornwell with animal cruelty. But because the act was committed in the presence of a minor, it moves from a misdemeanor to a felony. He has faced a felony and a fine of $5,000 for more than a month.

But juvenile authorities dismissed the case on Friday.

Richard's mom, Terry, said she doesn't see why the case went that far.

"He wasn't committing a crime," she said. "He was putting an injured animal out of its misery - this is ridiculous. If you're going to charge him, then fly strips should be illegal. And what about mousetraps?"

She said the police should apologize to her son.

(Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

PayPal button

Has a PayPal button on his site. If you can think of a way to raep, we're all ears. I have thought of a way to rape indeed. Basically, make a paypal account with say 5 dollars in it

now, donate this 5 dollars to him, ONE PENNY AT A TIME. Every time such a tiny payment is made, he actually gets a small fee of about 40 cents. So for every penny you donate to him, he loses 40 cents. You donate one dollar? He loses forty. You do the math. The easiest way is donate to him $5 or whatever and then charge-back the donation so it takes the money back out of his account AND charges him a service fee. Now he owes the donation money and the charge-back money. RAEP!

--Don't forget, you can always challenge (or w/e the freakin word is) the donation and PayPal will refund you + charge him more. LULZ!!11--

Button sauce: <form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post" target="_new">

 <input name="cmd" type="hidden" value="_xclick">
 <input name="business" type="hidden" value="RCP2132@gmail.com">
 <input name="item_name" type="hidden" value="RCP Corp.">
 <input name="item_number" type="hidden" value="5465">
 <input name="currency_code" type="hidden" value="USD">
 <input name="bn" type="hidden" value="Interland.0.0">
 <input name="no_note" type="hidden" value="1">
 <input name="tax" type="hidden" value="0">
 <input name="shipping" type="hidden" value="0">
 <input name="shipping2" type="hidden" value="0">
 <input name="handling" type="hidden" value="0">
 <input name="no_shipping" type="hidden" value="1">
 <input alt="Make payments with PayPal - it's fast, free and secure!" border="0" name="submit" src="/imagelib/sitebuilder/gem/paypal/btn_donate_a.gif" type="image">

</form>

Links

• Fatty's site
• The Fat bastard has moved his fuckcam here
• Direct link to video stream
• Recorded
  • Fatty forgets to turn off his webcam while wearing nothing but frilly panties, Eric Bauman calls to investigate!
    • Fatty finds out about video, bawwws at Eric: Rapidshare, Megaupload, Wiki Upload
  • Fatty opening a last measure link
• His "sponsors"
  • http://anonym.to/http://www.freewebs.com/kandnelectronices/index.htm
  • http://anonym.to/http://wowsgold.com