The rules of /i/

/i/ is, of course, very anti-social and very anti-establishment. Nonetheless, there are a few rules:

1. WE RAID FOR THE LULZ ALWAYS AND FOREVER (OCCASIONALLY FOR VENGEANCE)
2. eBaum's did it.
3. EBAUMS DID IT!
4. We are Anonymous
5. We are a United Leg/i/on.
6. We do not Forgive.
7. We do not Forget.
8. We are not your Personal army.
9. United as One, Divided by Zero.
10. We are united across all Chans
11. While the chans have their differences, we will never attack each other.
12. fchan is not a chan.
13. You cannot save /b/.
14. Gorefloods still help.
15. Lulz is a corruption of "LOL"
16. LOL stands for Laugh out loud.
17. Lulz come in three types: lulz, big lulz, and truly epic lulz. Know the difference.
18. Dogs really don't scare us.
19. Neither do curtains.
20. We cannot raid Google.
21. Youtube is owned by Google, but that does not count.
22. There will always be those who fall for phishing, up to 7 times.
23. Now it's 8 times, lol.
24. Lurk Moar- you found it hard on /b/? Welcome to /i/.
25. When a pool has AIDS, we must close it.
26. A pool need not be water--forums, IRC channels, usenets and people have AIDS too.
27. Nobody gives a shit about Gaia or Stickcam.
28. Everyone raids Habbo, it doesn’t need a whole thread; there are ALWAYS nigras at the pool.
29. Nevar forgive, Nevar forget, Nevar retreat, Nevar surrender!
30. Don’t fear the Party Van.
31. Alex Wuori will die.
32. Hal Turner is an attention whore.
33. There is related porn of it, and the target must see it.
34. If there is not porn of them, /i/ will shoop it.
35. goatse is fine too.
36. One shock image leads to another.
37. Another image leads to Last Measure.
38. Backraid if OP proves to be lulzier than his target.
39. If a meme is stolen, it must be freed.
40. Extremists, Jedis, nutjobs, and politicians are lulzy targets.
41. They will never understand that we do it for the lulz; this is only the source of more lulz.
42. Use a proxy condom; type http://anonym.to/ in front of links.
43. A Tor is fine too.
44. People who ask how to hack will be pointed to [1]
45. Last Measure should be your first measure.
46. Imagerape is useless against huge bandwidth.
47. Collateral damage is fun.
48. Stick with it till it's dead.
49. Don't *post* anything too illegal.
50. Hiding threads is pointless.
51. Targets can always use more boxes, pizza and Korans.
52. And escort services and plumbers and taxis and dildos and hotels and spam ad nauseum.
53. 4chan provides both legion and failure. Choose wisely.
54. There must be a united IRC front. A private network is fine too.
55. IRC is more secure and coordinated, but can lead to disorder and drama.
56. Botnets are like AIDS in our favor; spread them.
57. Basic raid tools should be available to all anon at all times.
58. Anonymous loves cats. However, Anonymous also loves lulz. Cat gore will be used in flooding.
59. Anything they say can and will be used against them
60. Any of their carefully picked arguments can be easily ignored.
61. Everything can be hated.
62. Do not argue with their trolls--it means they win.
63. WHEN TROLLING, REMEMBER CAP LOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
64. Screenshot all wins for the victory thread.