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*On July 16th, her | *On July 16th, her YouTube was hacked by some FinFag (fag from Finland, whatever) who deleted all the content within her account, as you can <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_63sV2D44sA see here].</s> BALEETED | ||
*Late evening July 16th, [http://trends.google.com Google Trends'] #1 search was [http://vanillaresults.com/?q=jessi+slaughter+given+pcp+by+her+father Jessi Slaughter Given PCP by Her Father]. It's unknown how this was coordinated at the moment. Since all of the articles shown are shit, [http://jessislaughter.wordpress.com/2010/07/17/jessi-slaughter-given-pcp-by-her-father/ use this more realistic article]. | *Late evening July 16th, [http://trends.google.com Google Trends'] #1 search was [http://vanillaresults.com/?q=jessi+slaughter+given+pcp+by+her+father Jessi Slaughter Given PCP by Her Father]. It's unknown how this was coordinated at the moment. Since all of the articles shown are shit, [http://jessislaughter.wordpress.com/2010/07/17/jessi-slaughter-given-pcp-by-her-father/ use this more realistic article]. | ||
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*On the morning of July 17th, rumor has it that Jessi made a new youtube account which can be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/kerligirli13 here]. Upon looking at the account, you will see the video is old and it's not her account, however you'll get to hear the Divinyls song, "I Touch Myself" while looking at a loli. | *On the morning of July 17th, rumor has it that Jessi made a new youtube account which can be found [http://www.youtube.com/user/kerligirli13 here]. Upon looking at the account, you will see the video is old and it's not her account, however you'll get to hear the Divinyls song, "I Touch Myself" while looking at a loli. | ||
*In other news, the media site www.SFGATE.com's Zennie62 (Lame racist NIGGER who writes articles about the internet and keeps breaking rules 1 and 2) (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=68098) has picked up on said story and wrote a very nice little blog post about our darling Jessica.[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=68098] It is most certainly full of | *In other news, the media site www.SFGATE.com's Zennie62 (Lame racist NIGGER who writes articles about the internet and keeps breaking rules 1 and 2) (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=68098) has picked up on said story and wrote a very nice little blog post about our darling Jessica.[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=68098] It is most certainly full of lulz, as the tone of the article fall squarely into the opinion that Jessi is a poor delicate flower who is being bullied by the nasty, mean internet. | ||
*By early July 17th, Anonymous had shifted its focus to Jessi's favorite band, Blood On The Dance Floor and their audacious lead singer, Dahvie Vanity, initiating "Operation: The Consequences" and mustering the formidable Hackers On Steroids, who spooled up a sufficient quantity of Internet Hate Machine to deploy Googlebombs and boost the phrase "Dahvie Vanity raped Jessi Slaughter" on the venerable search engine. The operation is ongoing; [http://gawker.com/5589721/the-art-of-trolling-inside-a-4chan-smear-campaign?skyline=true&s=i witnesses at the scene] report that the lulz factor is quite high. | |||
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Revision as of 02:36, 18 July 2010
- Jessi Slaughter via Tumblr (her parents must be so proud) |
"Kerligirl13" (a.k.a. Jessi Slaughter, Powerword: Jessica Leonhardt) is a preteen camgirl who is prettier than you, has more friends, and more people like her. She doesn't give a fuck. She also wants you to have AIDS and to pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie. She also seems to be a total Know Your Meme n00b, due to her knowledge of several memes. She is also the latest and greatest target of tumblr's and 4chan's ire, with 4chan currently posting over 9000 threads an hour dedicated to her as of July 17, 2010. Only Boxxy has gotten this much attention previously, and we all know how that turned out.
Backstory
So the hero of our story, Jessi Slaughter, is/was some awful camwhore drama-junkie, typically posting shit that most /b/tards couldn't be bothered with, when, seemingly out of nowhere all hell broke the fuck loose. 4chan originally gained interest when an anon posted a 'you rage, you lose' thread with one of her utterly unwatchable videos... needless to say, pretty much everyone lost, then passed it along to everyone else they knew all of whom promptly lost as well (and so on). You should also know that she's eleven years old, which obviously makes this all WAY hotter.
In a video made before /b/ found her, she trolled her haters by taking tween obnoxiousness to new levels, actually saying that she's 'better than you', 'has more friends,' and that 'you should get AIDS, then put a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie.' While most agree that /b/ is not anyone's personal army, anons on 4chan first took action and trolled the comments of said video. These comments led to more reposting, which led to more comments etc... And thus, the Epic of Jessi Slaughter was born.
BONUS: Jessi in a bra talking about utter nonsense: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe2316_jessi-slaughter-in-her-bra-lol_sexy
And So It Begins
Originally, the video was posted to Tumblr by two straight edge girls with gaping holes in their ears, named "Autopsical" and "enslavedicantbesaved", resulting in a combined 10,000 reblogs. Soon thereafter, Tumblr and /b/ began raging at her video, and knowing that she is part of the next generation of cancer, started trolling her with comments about her ugliness, stupidity and whorishness. They obviously also asked for sexual favors (we won't even pretend to be surprised that /b/tards were propositioning an eleven year old girl...). In turn, Jessi went into full defense mode, using her formidable wit to deploy sharp "comebacks" in an attempt to look super cool and awesome, while of course failing miserably in reality.
Clearly, the attack didn't end there. Just by looking up Jessi Slaughter on Google, Anon found her Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace, leading to even more epic lulz. As Jessi is only eleven and a whore, she accepts all friend requests; even from accounts with ridiculous names, such as I.P. Freely and Pedobear (SRSLY). Thus, anon managed to get her email address, followed by an actual street address.
Very quickly the situation reached critical mass, with anon going into full raid mode. Pizzas and UPS boxes were promptly ordered to her home and there were a number of requests for Craigslist whores in the area to be directed to the address, but by this time moralfags had started their usual screaming of unfair play... ultimately, the douchebags did manage to successfully destroy the momentum on the raid, much to the detriment of everyone's collective lulz.
She then decided to make a tumblr account which you can find here BALEETED!, in order to helpfully show off her ex-girlfriend from the 4th grade for some reason, and claim she "haz moar titz than u!" while posting pictures in bikinis.
Epic Lulz
Shortly thereafter, the volume on this entire episode gets cranked up to eleven when two new videos appear in which the girl bawws hysterically while her dad and his awesome child-molester mustache go completely ape shit bonkers, screaming at the computer over the IRL and OL trolling they've just endured.
Jessi cries that "her life is ruined" and that she's "going through hell", while the father spits out instant classics such as "you dun goofed", and he's "backtraced [our] emails" and that the "cyberpolice are on their way" and when they find us "the consequences will never be the same." Its is unknown at this time if her dad had the foresight to buy a dog.
Lulz were had by all. And despite the fact that the original thread 404'd, over 9000 new threads were soon to follow. It even spawned a musical mixing of Mel C with her dad and his consequences. In a pathetic and futile attempt to stop the hate, she deleted her Myspace account (Myspace still exists?). A number of anons agreed that Jessi is worthy of enough lulz to merit re-raiding each 15th of the month. It remains to be seen if repeat raids will occur however, on account of most anons are apathetic cunts and too stricken with OCD to focus for more than ten minutes on anything, tops.
Although it's early, much of /b/ already believes/hopes she will be our next An Hero, although this too is unlikely, as even after the hysterical episode with her dad, she quickly showed her face back on Stickam, smiling, whoring and telling everyone shes 'fine'. How and why her parents didn't set fire to her computer right then and there will forever be one of life's mysteries, and probably a better question for the Child Services people to be asking.
How to troll her
WARNING: Trolling Jessi will get major Lulz, but her dad knows how to back trace emails, so use 7 proxies or Norton so you don't get caught!1!!!!111
- There are pics of her holding her boobs, which can't be posted here because she is 11, but they are easy to find when you browse after her due to her slutty ways.
Send them to her family, school, and child protection organizationsAlert the authorities that you have them for epic lulz. You can find her friends on her Facebook. - Tell her to kill herself.
- Tell her she's fat and gross and needs to go on a diet (award yourself +100 internets if she develops an eating disorder).
- Tell her she's ugly and will never have any friends.
- Tell her you know her dad molests her (BONUS: Tell her you think its hot and he should make a video of it).
- Tell her that you have nude pix of her that her dad took with a hidden camera in her room.
- Get pix of her and shoop them to nude pix. Send them all over the internet.
- Tell her dad that we are going to beat her up. But be warned, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
Internets Reaction
Within a day or so, Gawker Media ran an article on their flagship Gawker.com blog, otherwise known as 'The Daily Anti-Lulz'. Surprisingly enough, they wrote a fairly balanced and non-hysterical story on the subject, although it is filled with lulzy quotes throughout, such as:
- Scary indeed. |
- O RLY? |
- Sounds like some fairly solid advice |
Despite the fact that the Gawker article itself is relatively non-inflammatory, the comments section of that article are an absolute goldmine of trollworthy libtards. Unfortunately you need to be approved for commenting, and any hint of lulz or trolling on teh Gawker will lead to an almost-instant banhammer. Still, its worth seeing how the NORPs react to the kind of lulz that b-tards experience virtually every day. Most are absolutely shocked and scandalized that an underage girl would be taking her clothes off on the internet voluntarily, without realizing that her semi-nudity is barely the biggest issue here. Fact is, if she had just gotten naked and kept her stupid whore mouth shut, she'd likely be beloved by the same people who want to make her an hero right now.
- logruszed (thanks?) |
- bawhide (yes and yes) |
- clevernamehere |
- Fantasticos_Ganymede, being as pretentious as humanly possible while discussing a camwhore |
Beyond Gawker, /b/ has still been on a seemingly nonstop Jessi Slaughter post-fest, with a related thread polluting the front page on nearly every refresh. Most anons are asking for noodz, and the rest are just looking to either cause more grief to her and her family at this point or moralfag the thread up talking about how she's just a little girl and should be left alone.
Breaking News
- On July 16th, her YouTube was hacked by some FinFag (fag from Finland, whatever) who deleted all the content within her account, as you can
see here.BALEETED
- Late evening July 16th, Google Trends' #1 search was Jessi Slaughter Given PCP by Her Father. It's unknown how this was coordinated at the moment. Since all of the articles shown are shit, use this more realistic article.
- On the morning of July 17th, rumor has it that Jessi made a new youtube account which can be found here. Upon looking at the account, you will see the video is old and it's not her account, however you'll get to hear the Divinyls song, "I Touch Myself" while looking at a loli.
- In other news, the media site www.SFGATE.com's Zennie62 (Lame racist NIGGER who writes articles about the internet and keeps breaking rules 1 and 2) (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=68098) has picked up on said story and wrote a very nice little blog post about our darling Jessica.[1] It is most certainly full of lulz, as the tone of the article fall squarely into the opinion that Jessi is a poor delicate flower who is being bullied by the nasty, mean internet.
- By early July 17th, Anonymous had shifted its focus to Jessi's favorite band, Blood On The Dance Floor and their audacious lead singer, Dahvie Vanity, initiating "Operation: The Consequences" and mustering the formidable Hackers On Steroids, who spooled up a sufficient quantity of Internet Hate Machine to deploy Googlebombs and boost the phrase "Dahvie Vanity raped Jessi Slaughter" on the venerable search engine. The operation is ongoing; witnesses at the scene report that the lulz factor is quite high.
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Dox
- Real name: Jessica Leonhardt
- Age: 11 (as confirmed by her)
- Birthday: 07/27/1998 (Day and Month from her Gaia and Year from above)
- Current City: Dunnellon, Florida
- Email Address: botdfgirl13@yahoo.com
External Links
- Official TinyChat for raiding (unfortunately this room has been taken over by newfags, so enter at your own risk)
- Gawker article: "How the Internet Beat Up an 11 Year Old Girl"
- SF Gate blog post on Jessi
Remaining
- YouTube 1: XxXJessiSlaughterXxX
YouTube 2: kerligilr13FAKE- YouTube Mirror: Allanbroox
- Bebo: here
- Piczo: jessigoserawr
- Twitter: JESSiiSLAUGHTER
- Yahoo!: here
- GaiaOnline
- Dianne Leonhardt, Jessi's mother's Facebook here
- Monica Leonhardt, Jessi's sister's(?) Facebook ere
- WikiAnswers She contributes at wikianswers!
- DailyMotion vid of Jessi in a bra and being incoherent
Deleted
- Tumblr
- YouTube: kerligirl13
- Facebook - Baleeted? Or just friends-only?
- MySpace
- Stickam
- PhotoBucket
- Formspring
