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Tumblr is a social networking and blogging site. In addition to the standard social-media procedure of reposting image macros for likes, Tumblr is also home to social justice warriors, feminazis, and people with massive special snowflake complexes.

Special snowflakes

On Tumblr, there are many people who have such a horrible case of special snowflake syndrome that they make up new words to label themselves with, like "genderescent", "queerplatonic", and "demisexual" (good luck caring enough to figure out what these words mean). Using these labels, they try to make themselves look as unique as possible in order to get attention.

They are very easy to troll. Basic logic is their number one weakness. Hell, just the simple act of calling them "him" or "her" instead of that "xir" shit is enough to get their panties in a twist.

#shutdown4chan

Sometime in the middle of June 2014, a Tumblr blog called "#shutdown4chan" popped up which called for Tumblr users to raid 4chan on July 4, 2014. The blog was later believed to be a troll blog made by a few /b/tards, but some SJWs went ahead and commenced the raid anyway. On the date of the raid, they took on /b/, /pol/, and a few other boards in an attempt to preach their harebrained bullshit, causing maybe 15 minutes of annoyance before their threads died out.

/b/ retaliated by storming Tumblr and gorebombing popular tags related to feminism and fandoms, driving the entire site into full panic mode. Millions of tears were shed by sheltered, angsty teenage landwhales, feminists spewed their usual "this is why we need feminism" spiel, many users claimed to have had panic attacks (read: moments of mild discomfort played up for attention), and one user was even rumored to have an heroed (this was confirmed false).

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