Programming

I know how to MACHINE CODE.

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DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Skill \ Language	ASM	Bash	DOS Batch	C	C++	C#	CSS	Flash ActionScript	HTML	Java	JavaScript	Perl	PHP	Python	Ruby
Awesome	N/A	N/A	Januszeal	N/A	N/A	N/A	Picatta	N/A	Picatta, Dart27	N/A	N/A	N/A	Picatta, Azure	Picatta	N/A
Great	N/A	N/A	Atucha01, Picatta	N/A	Catnapped	N/A	Catnapped, Dart27, Azure, Tisteca	N/A	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dart27	N/A	N/A
Okay	N/A	Januszeal	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dart27	Januszeal	N/A	Picatta, Catnapped	Catnapped	N/A	Catnapped	N/A
Learning	N/A	N/A	N/A	Atucha01	Atucha01	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Atucha01	N/A	Atucha01, Tek	N/A

Programming Languages

These are languages you program your computer in. I'm listing a bunch of them that I know of off the top of my head in an attempt to make idiots curious enough about them that maybe, eventually, every insurgent will know at least one, and thus, be able to right their own fucking programs for a change. sorry coding is top sekurit buisnesses if people really want to learn they will read Dijkstra's writtings religiously, AND MEMORIZE THEM!

The only one you really need to know is CODE

• Assembly
• Bash Shell
• Batch
• BBCODE
• Brainfuck --> Only useful if you're bored as fuck.
• C++ and C if you're a faggot.
• C Sharp
• Cobol lol i heard this is makin a cumbake these dayz
• Coldfusion
• CSS
• Curl
• Haskell THE IRONIC HIPSTER LANGUAGE.
• Hope this looks interesting and i've never heard of it.. also looks pretty useless
• HTML
• Java
• Javascript
• Lisp
• LOLCODE
• mIRC Script
• MySQL see also SQL Injection
• Perl
• Php
• Python
• QBasic 10 print "useless", 11 goto 10
• Ruby In comparison with languages such as Python, Perl, and C ruby fucking sucks.
• Scheme read ur scip?
• Snobol just use awk dumbass
• Tcl
• Visual Basic
• Visual Foxpro
• XML

A good rule of thumb is beginning with DOS Batch or HTML if you don't have a clue about programming. It doesn't do a lot of good, but helps you to understand how to machine code. Then, move on to C/C++; contrary to popular belief, it's not that hard to learn. Move on with Perl, then Python, and finally finish with Java. It's okay, take your time. You should know these languages, but you have to at least master one. You can move on with Php and Visualbasic for the sake of it, if you want. The pinnacle of it all is understanding Assembly, but boy I hope you have enough free time for that shit.

Tools

Pastebin's are a good way to share your code with other people so that they may give you advice / help debug your code if you are having problems.

• pastebin.ca
• pastebin.com

Halp

• 4chan's /prog/
• 7chan's /pr/
• 711chan's /sc/