Scott Parsons

Scott Parsons, Also known as Angry Homo Kid (AHK)

Another prime example of why little kids should not be allowed to have an internet connection , ChristianU2uber (aka Scott Parsons, aka Angry Homo Kid) is a new breed of lolcow on youtube, notable for being a younger and even more fucktarded version of VenomFangX (maybe a slightly less autistic Chris-chan), as well as being Fred Phelps' wet dream. Scott's mission on YouTube is to spread The Word of God], the music of My Chemical Romance, and general christfaggotry. Scott's rage clearly comes from being a reformed homosexual...

• 888chan thread here

Faggotry

Has released quite shitty videos on Youtube ([1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]). He pushes his aggressive Christian-Right-Wing values as truth ("now...raise your right arm...you can do that, because God gave you free will"). But, in addition to that, he is a Christfag. His parents believe he is some form of Christian prodigy, and his self-righteousness mirrors that of VenomFangX. Oh, yes, he lip-synced to My Chemical Romance, as well as saying that gays should not be married, and in the same video, claimed "I used to be gay too, now I am going through puberty and like girls. A lot."

As of 4/13/09, AHK is a confirmed troll, as revealed by a number of youtube channel comments that were subsequently deleted ("I used to worship the devil, but now I've given myself up to god. The only thing that I still have trouble with is all of the rage I have to let out.","I like some satanic music too, but I don't believe in it.") As such, the joke is on 4chan. Way to go, fags.

DOX: TO BE CONFIRMED

Scott Parsons Phone Number: 817 -975 -5644 (busted)

Danny R Parsons 1204 Leeward Ln Wylie, TX 75098 (972) 941-6592

(Based on how the houses look in Google Maps, this is so far the most likely address. They're not single story, and the sloped roofs look similar to the one in his room. Still need confirmation of phone number.)

POTENTIALLY GOOD LEAD: Assuming he's in 6th grade at age 12, he either goes to Davis Intermediate School or Ab Harrison Intermediate School.

Sauces

• http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Angry_Homo_Kid#External_links
• http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ChristianU2uber

NEWS ARTICLE ON HIM: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=94711

Battle Plan

Troll

(Don't expect a suicide from this one guys, he is expecting this kinda thing from us, and sense the world news is already on to us they are more likely to just change info or feed us false information)

• Call house
• Physical mail (If its from a business or a dead drop its better
• Smear around community
• Thousands upon thousands of boxes

Counter-Troll

(the White Knights have a leg up, sense they have had plenty of time and practice. Many non-white knights are expected, simply because they want to troll the trolls)

• Inform school
• Inform head of house hold
• Introduce false information