Operation GoldenEye

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Background and Long-Term Goal

Operation GoldenEye is the beginning of our crusade against the fags and idiots who describe the Twilight series as the best books ever written. We will venture into their forums and chatrooms and litter the place with spam, gore posts, gay pr0n, the usual. Total annihilation (Denial of Service Methods) of all targets will come after.

The long-term goal of Operation GoldenEye is to generate epic lulz by ruining the series for all the newly recruited Twifags, as well as severely discouraging the enjoyment or discussion of the series as a whole. Also, it is well known that the whining and crying of all the 13-year-old would-be-vampires is a prime source of lulz.

Lulzkiller Alert

It seems a fucking "Warning" has gone out to the target sites. The message included a link to this page. They think they can stop us. We need to increase our power and show these newfags to keep out of our business and get the fuck off of our internet.

A couple of forum posts were made, specifically on hisgoldeneyes, relating to this. I say we show them admin approval won't save them.

Methods

As of right now, nothing. Register at all forums with inconspicuous names and wait. (PsyOps if you want) And spread the word, need all the help we can get. Significant planning needed such as date, time, and the specific shit we are going to do. We've gotten some planning done but major stuff is still undecided. If you have any ideas get the fuck on the IRC or post ideas at this page.

Other methods include:

  • Learn the ending of any one of the books from the series. Summarize it on one slip of paper, and make several copies of this summary. Then, go to the bookstore and insert these slips at the beginning of several Twilight books.
  • Aggravation Tactic: Go to the Twilight Movie section in the forum, and start a thread saying you've heard that the main actress is a Lesbian, and soon pictures will be released. If we get enough threads, wikiality will take hold, and piss off, and spread doubt through the community. If employed en masse and supported with sufficient false sources, it has a decent chance of success. Also, even if they don't actually believe you, constant repetition from lots of people will still annoy the hell out of the targets.
  • Spam Cracked.com's article on the movie. PsyOps on a fanforum and post a fake link, or just troll and place it in every message board you can find.
  • Plant false negative rumors about one or more of the following: the author of the series (she's a homo, she's a pedo, etc.); the possibility of an upcoming book in which one or more of the main characters suffers a horrific death; the death, maiming, scarring, etc., of any one of the major actors from the recent film release; etc.
    • A combination of false blogs linking to other false blogs linking to false Wikipedia entries should help make your claims more believable.
    • Well-done shoops can also assist in this endeavor.
  • Fake nudes of female members of the movie cast. A Google image search for "(celebrity's name here) fakes" should yield sufficient results. Be sure to avoid posting fakes of male cast members, as the forums are obviously mostly populated by females and that won't bother them at all.
  • Frame the websites for copyright infringement. Find digital copies of the Twilight books and spam them all over the forums; then, report them to the publishing company.
  • TwilightSucks.com has well-written, logical and cohesive arguments as to why Twilight sucks. Those arguments can be found here. Requires registration to view.
  • Try and dox the owners of the fansites. If you manage to get solid dox on any of them, spread it around and start sending them free shit. Also look into ruination.
  • More ideas go here.

Primary targets

  • Hisgoldeneyes.com
    • Forum
    • Staff List
    • MySpace
    • Facebook Group
    • Livejournal
    • YouTube
    • CafePress
    • Analysis: A relatively large board with 3568 members. HGE is not the largest of the boards, but it appears to be among the most active. The forum's parent site, HisGoldenEyes.com, is ranked first place on twilighttopsites.com. Other notable features:
      • Due to fags leaking info newly registered users must be admin approved on HGE.
      • HGE admins are referred to as "The Volturi."
      • Moderators are possibly referred to as "The Wolf Pack." This requires confirmation.
      • The site creator goes by the name goldeneyes. She obviously holds admin status.
      • xweheldtheworld is the username of what is apparently the most active admin.
      • The largest image on the site is located here.
  • Twilightlexiconblog.com
    • Forum
    • Staff List
    • CafePress
    • Analysis: Twilightlexicon.com's forums have a mere ten admins and two global moderators for a userbase numbering 8942 individuals. At least one and as many as three of the admin accounts are inactive, in that they have not seen use in a considerable amount of time. The registration process does not require any kind of e-mail activation; an individual can literally register a new account and then use it immediately following registration. Notable features:
      • New users are blocked from creating new threads.
      • They use IP bans.
      • The website was specifically designed to get away from several issues that the admins have stated are "non-negotiable" on the Twilightlexicon forums; these issues can be spammed to generate epic lulz. The issues mostly include calling any of the female characters sluts, any of the male characters wife-beaters, or comparing Stephanie Meyer's work to "bad fanfiction." A complete list of what annoys the fuck out of the mods on this site can be found here.
      • They have been known to ban users who use or speak foreign languages, out of fear that they're spammers. Specifically, one Czech user had her account deleted because her signature wasn't in English. Thread here.
  • Edwardandbella.net
    • Forum
    • Staff List
    • Forum Admins/Mods<--- Requires registration to view
    • Videos
    • Image Gallery <--- Includes fan and user pics for dox
    • CafePress
    • Livejournal
    • Analysis: Edwardandbella.net has only 3 administrators, only 1 of them being active in the last month. All four moderators are active however. Email does not need to be confirmed. Board uses phpBB software and there are no restrictions on newly registered users. The smallest and most vulnerable site.
  • Complete list of fansites here in case anyone wants to add new targets

Secondary targets

Dox

IRC

For discussion about this raid:

  • Server: irc.netchan.org
  • Channel: #Twiraid

People need to start logging on to here and discussing this shit. In-depth planning needs to get done. If you come in and there aren't many people on, stay. The raid can't become epic without plenty of /i/nsurgents. Also, if people aren't talking much, it's probably because we're busy doxing the admins or analyzing a target.