The Book of Anon/The Book of Catnarok

A border burneth in thy OL alias: Who of thine own shall be of the light, and who shall be of the darkness; and it was so that Longcat was of the light, and Tacgnol was of the darkness. And the darkness was moot, and Snacks returneth from the grave, to be the light.

"Woe to ye, o 4chan, /b/, and /i/, for the /fur/ries post thy /b/east with hardons; for they know they will soon cum." quoth W.T. SNACKS, whose death was at awe to anon.

"Let him who hath posted CP reckon the number of the /b/east, for it is a chantards number. It's number is seven hundred and seventy seven." And the great mod rose up among the heavens, and was surrounded by lolis, and he proclaimed:

"I lived alone just me and mom I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see? Could I believe? That what I saw that night was real and not just Bridget

Just what I saw when I would fap were they reflections of my warped mind not letting me nap?

'Cause in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind and /b/rings me to despair

Night was black like a fat nigras back 'Cause I just had to see could I stop f5ing on /b/ on her wrist cracky's cuts would twist sliced up to her fist oh her lips id have kissed but now shes dead, and my chance I have missed SO ROLL NOW AND READ WHATS ON THE OP's L/i/ST!

as flamewars blazed sekrit hax were phrased when the OP cries "INTERWEB TUFF GUISE" In the night the cocks are burning bright I am many, I am one Longcat's work is done 7-7-7 the Number of the /b/east "BUMP WHEN HIGH", is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law Can this still be real or just some crazy dream? but I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes seem to mesmerise...can't avoid their eyes 7-7-7 the Number of the Beast 7-7-7 OH HELP US MODS OF /b/

I'm coming back I will return And I'll possess your PC and I'll use you to DDoS I'll have the Botnet I'll have the Bruteforce I'll have the anons to make my pedophilia take its course