The Book of Anon/The Book of Genes/i/s

Chapter One - The Creation

First Anon made the internet. The internet was without any form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Anon was moving over the series of tubes. And Anon said "Let it be light through the tubes", and there was light. And Anon saw that fiber cables were good. Anon said: "Let it be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday". And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And Anon saw this was good. And there was evening, and there was morning, a second day.

And Anon said, let it be an ocean, an ocean is piss. And Anon called the ocean IRC. And the evening and the morning were the second night Anon had been up. And Anon said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And Anon called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters He called An Ocean of Piss: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and the herb yielded smoke, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, began to dance: and Anon saw that it was groovy. And Anon took two leaves from the tree, and said "I shall divide these two leafs by zero", and so Anon created Futaba Channel. And Anon said "これわ　２ちゃねる　です。　これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap". And the evening and the morning were the third night Anon had been awake.

And Anon said, Let there be numbers; and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years: and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth: and it was so. And Anon made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness. And Anon set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon the earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the Subeta: and Anon saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth night Anon stayed up.

And Anon said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath no life, and planes that may flown by jews into buildings. And Anon created great whales, and harpoons to man against them, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly on the earth. And the evening and the morning were the fifth day straight Anon had been without rest.

And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And Anon made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Anon saw that it was good. And Anon said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Legion, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. So Anon fapped at his own image in the mirror. And Anon blessed them, and Anon said unto them, "Be Legion, and forgive not, and nevar forget, and raep the weak: and catch over the Phish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." And Anon said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for Anonz to fap to: and it was so. And Anon saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.

Chapter Two - Moot and the FaggoTree

So it was that Anon flourished, and spread across the lands of Kantou, of Hokkaido and Okinawa, and of Honshu and Shikoku and Kyushu, but in much of the world these was no Anon. In their place there was The Weeaboo. The Weeaboo looked at Anon and all his riches in envy, and born of that envy was the Weeaboo known as moot.