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CALM THE FUCK DOWN, SWINE FLU PANDEMIC HAS NOW BEGON, YOU WILL PROBALLY DIE IN TWO DAYS.


TL;DR:

We are sick of the media blowing up the "pig flu pandemic" in great proportions. Using this to spread fear for gaining more profit.

Time to prove they do not check their sources thoroughly on a delicate subject throughout the world.

By posting information on cases about the new epidemic 'the Swine Flu' a shitstorm will occur.

Time to pay the media back once and for all.

Fuck the media.

We do this for the lulz.


Background

Fellow anonymous. As you are no doubt aware, our beloved image board's cancer has gone from bad to worse. Who is to blame? As you are no doubt aware, Faux News, the network for gullible Republicans, recently published an article on anonymous leading to many fagots, niggers, cancerbats and furries finding their way to /b/.

Being the intelligent and discerning /b/tards that you are, you are also probably aware that today's journalism is full of PR, Propaganda, distortion and Scaremongering. Today we begin our strike back at this Mass-Produced ignorance. The "Pig-Flu" story has led to many lulzworthy headlines, but not the the extent that the entire News industry has been ridiculed.

Our attack will be relentless. We will post fake stories of the Flu's outbreak, shoop pictures of the "deadly virus", and spread hearsay everywhere we go, until Newspapers are printing headlines heralding he Zombie Apocalypse and until Faux News and all the other News Firms are exposed to be the failures that they are.

We begin by posting hearsay and pseudo-science on the web pages of the Right Wing Press (Known to never check their sources." It will be a matter of time until they blow this out of proportion and the panic of a flu pandemic grips the world.

Don't fuck this up /b/, do this subtly. Do it for the lulz.

The news is the main provider of information around the world. All information provided to civilians around the world should be true non propagandist or misleading. We as civilians on this earth deserve the truth. However the media fails to provide us with correct information. Today we shall prove this. We shall explore the media's gullible ways and prove to the world that they are a misleading source of information. This act is for everyone, in the world.

Tools

IRC: irc.anonnet.org #swine http://anonym.to/http://anonnet.org/webirc/swine

Anonymous Email: http://anonym.to/http://www.sendanonymousemail.net/

Facebook Group: http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=37862008276

Symptoms

The symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the symptoms of regular human flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people have reported diarrhea and vomiting associated with swine flu. In the past, severe illness (pneumonia and respiratory failure) and deaths have been reported with swine flu infection in people. Symptoms can be compared to those of an allergy, rashes may also occur in severe cases however this is currently unconfirmed.

(Use this to your advantage!)

Attack

Step One: The Media

Go to the following places and give them false tips of the Swine Flu in your local area (and that two or three have died) Send the fake flu tips to everyone.

Websites

http://anonym.to/http://flutrackers.com/forum/

http://anonym.to/http://www.tbn.org/index.php/9/48.html

http://anonym.to/http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8020676.stm

http://anonym.to/http://drudgereport.com/

http://anonym.to/http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/newstips.html

http://anonym.to/http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77538,00.html

http://anonym.to/http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2397493.ece

http://anonym.to/http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10285339/

http://anonym.to/http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-04-27-swine-flu-states_N.htm

http://anonym.to/http://mbl.is

http://anonym.to/http://visir.is

http://anonym.to/http://www.pigflumap.com/

http://anonym.to/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaumont,_Texas

Contact Details

Newstip@globe.com - Boston Globe tips

(617) 619-6789 , letterstoeditor@bostonherald.com - Tip phone number, letters to the editor email for Boston Herald.

Letters@phx.com - Pheonix Media

http://anonym.to/http://www.statesman.com/search/content/feedback/printnationworld.html?http://www.statesman.com/ - Tip form for the News and World newsroom of the Austin Statesman

newstips@nytimes.com

letters@nypost.com

Letters@time.com

http://anonym.to/http://www.myfoxboston.com/subindex/about_us/contact_us - Contact form for the biggest Boston news station

Nationalnews@miamiherald.com

drudge@drudgereport.com

tips@tribune.com - Chicago tribune

rmccormick@dailypress.com]

letters@baltsun.com

Roger.smith@latimes.com

http://anonym.to/http://www.orlandosentinel.com/services/orl-newstips-form,0,2224978.customform - orlando sentinel newstips

editor@vagazette.com - Virginia Gazette tips

kevin.amerman@mcall.com - Morning Call

letters@washpost.com

Step Two: The Sources And Christians

Raid www.wikipedia.org - Using provided logins or your own, give false reports on the flu causing massive shitstorm for wiki readers. Wikipedia will be a large provider of information for the flu for everyone, get this right and the raid will be a success.

http://anonym.to/http://www.tbn.org/index.php/9/48.html Send a prayer out to family members,relatives, civilians suffering from the flu.

Inform people on http://anonym.to/http://answers.yahoo.com of fake information regarding people infected with the flu.

Step Three: Social Network Attack

Social Network raid, post personal concerns for the flu virus and suspected infected family members, friends etc. Fast way to get information around to many people.

FaceBook Group: http://anonym.to/http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=37862008276 (spread lulz here)

Step Four: North Korea | DELAYED AS OF 9PM EST

Story

P'YONGYANG (Reuters) - The Western world was in shock today as it emerged that the lethal swine flu pandemic was possibly started by North Korea.

It seems that Kim Jong-Il's missile development program was not intended to give Korea any sort of nuclear power, but to infect the US with swine flu. Mexico is believed to be the 'testing ground' for the disease before it spreads to the US, whether via Mexicans or by another biological missile. The swine flu virus (H1N1) is not actually the standard form that spreads around pigs, but a new strain that is easily transferrable to humans in body.

Mission

New operation, spread this shit, Korea is now to blame for the Swine flu. Use this as a guideline for fake stories and information to contribute to the media and friends! Use previous links provided, FaceBook. Sublty, this is not hard facts...yet. This shit is for the lulz. Remember, NO FUCKING MEMEs.

/b/ Swine Flu

/b/ version of Swine Flu displays allergy like symptoms.

Step Five: Public Raid

Public Raid, on buses, trains discuss the flu talking of how relatives are currently suffering. Spread shit among friends. Start rumors. Begin handing out masks to public in masses. The public is the key to causing shitstorm. Wear masks casually, this also keeps you anonymous but causes shitstorm.

Success

Twitter

CNN Announces confusion on Twitter: http://anonym.to/http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/27/swine.flu.twitter/index.html?iref=mpstoryview