LOLCODE
From /i/nsurgency W/i/ki
Useless, don't bother with it, but if you're that retarded to use this all 10 or so actual commands are on lolcode.com.
If you really wanna know, it's based on LOLCATS. a "Hello world" of this would be:
HAI CAN HAS STUDIO? VISIBLE "Hello World, this programming language sucks ass" KTHXBAI
really, its not as bad as you might think, its useless in that it is exactly like C with the syntax changed around.