Pizza bomb

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Pizza Bombing (or any other fast food for that matter) is a lulzy way of causing grief for your target, all from the comfort of your Mom's basement. Pizza bombing consists of sending copious amounts of pizza or fast food to a target. The food is delivered to the target's place of residence or business where they will have to deal with a deliver order of 4 large Pepperoni's and a side of Coke and garlic bread.

PROTIP: Some companies will not allow you to send too much to one place at any given time. Therefore, only send a typical amount of food. Also, don't send food first thing in the morning, that is too suspicious. PROTIP: If there are several pizza companies near your target, have each bring a few pizzas.

Ordering by phone

See Prank calls for tips on how to stay anonymous and not get angry pizza companies coming after you. Some have even convinced pizza companies to write "/b/" with the toppings and open the door screaming "POOLS CLOSED!" as was the case with WitnessX, who's mom thought it was poisoned and called the cops, for epic win. Too bad it was the wrong target.

Ordering over the internet

Potentially the lulziest method, also the easiest for all you lazy fgts out there.

MAKE SURE YOU USE A PROXY!!1