Revenge of the Lulz
It appears that we have another lulzkiller in our midst. Reporting us to our targets? Really? Let's go Alex Wuori on this bitch.
The Offense
The faggot in the pic, Tahko (a known furfag), is seen calling out the chans. He/She/It has proposed a /ci/ (counter insurgency) board, dedicated to fighting /i/--in just such a method.
—- Tahko, opening his anus wide |
The Plan
On December 16--new years eve--at 6pm EST, we will attack pushthenet. Follow the instructions below to learn how to do it. Also, here are the requirements for our attack to succeed:
Assuming that they have used no bandwidth so far this month (in reality they should have used some, so we have some margin of error), here are the requirements for taking them down:
- 73 people
- Averaging 750 kbps per connection
- DDoSing for 1 hour
That should be enough to eliminate their 190 gigabyte monthly bandwidth limit.
- Download either Low Orbit Ion Cannon, PyRAEP/Bandwidth, or BWRaeper
- Put http://img.pushthenet.com/ into the target/attack field
- At 6pm EST on December 16, attack.
- ??????
- PROFIT!
In the meantime, use Ruination on Tahko, whose dox may be below.
IRL Targets
Dox
Dox copied from ED.
- Find out if this is the same tahko, is he exceedingly stupid?
- Verify Dox
- Proceed to ruination
Birthday: August 23, 1975
Location: Tempe, Arizona 85281
Hometown: Oxford, Mississippi
Email addresses:
- dontaco2000@yahoo.com
- dontaco2000@gmail.com
Websites:
Full Address (Unconfirmed):
- 1441 South Stanley Place Apt #201 Tempe, Arizona 85281 United States
- Phone: (480) 233-2325
—PUBLIC RELATIONS FAIL |
Myspace: www.myspace.com/dontaco2000
StumbleUpon: http://dontaco2000.stumbleupon.com/ - Note how everything he has stumbled is his own shit
ComicSpace: http://www.comicspace.com/dontaco2000/
Gay Poker Thing: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member209180.htm
G4 Forums: http://forums.g4tv.com/profile.jspa?userID=334854
Digg: http://m.digg.com/users/dontaco2000
Twitter: http://explore.twitter.com/dontaco2000/
UrbanDead Wiki: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Dontaco2000
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dontaco2000
G4 Forums: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/689402/Hackers_To_Attack_Bill_OReilly.html (CTRL-F, dontaco2000) - Here he whine to G4 about the raids on his site
Urbandead wiki: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive
/2006_11#Dontaco2000 - He vandalizes
Juvenile Comedy?: http://juvenilecomedy.proboards82.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=tahko
Cracked Forums: http://www.cracked.com/members/Tahko
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/dontaco2000
Friendster: http://profiles.friendster.com/17898137 - where he begs for women
Ruination
- Targets:
- Tahko
Using the Ruination article, send Tahko some free korans, pizza, dildos, etc. Call him at 4am and tell him that you'll never give him up, nor run around and desert him.
Web Targets
Websites
DDoS Instructions
Propaganda
Put on your wizard robe and hat, and make us some posters! We need to disseminate the raid to the other chans, to maximize RAAAAAAAAAAGE!