The Book of Anon/The Book of Genes/i/s
From /i/nsurgency W/i/ki
Chapter One - The Creation
- In the beginning Anon made the internet.
- And the internet was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep, And the Spirit of Anon moved upon the series of tubes.
- And Anon said, Let there be light in these tubes: and there was light.
- And Anon saw the connection was good, and separated the lag from the network.
- And Anon said, Let there be rain, but on this day, the rain shall be chocolate. This day shall be called Zonday.
- And the chocolate rain fell from the sky. And Anon saw this was good.
- And the evening and the morning were the second day Anon had been up.
- And Anon said, Let the chats under the heaven be gathered together unto an ocean of piss, and let ground zero appear, And it was so.
- And Anon called ground zero Earth, and the ocean of piss he called IRC.
- And Anon said, Let the earth bring forth the grass that yields smoke, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after its kind to munch on, and it was so.
- And Anon smoked the grass and the trees began to dance, and Anon saw that it was groovy.
- And Anon took two leaves from the tree and said, I shall divide these two leafs by zero
- And so Anon created Futaba Channel.
- And Anon said, これわ ２ちゃねる です。 これわ家の名無しさんとばか日本人。Here the Japanese shall have their sanctuary. Let this place create memes and crap.
- And the evening and the morning were the third day Anon had been awake.
- And Anon said, Let there be numbers, and let them be for GETs, and for quoting, and for days, and years, and let there be copypasta to repost upon the earth, and it was so.
- And Anon made two great Cats; the greater Longcat to rule the day, and the lesser Tacgnol to rule the darkness.
- And Anon set them in the firmament of the heaven to give Longcat upon earth, and to rule over the Tacgnol, and to keep the Longcat from the Subeta: and Anon saw that it was good.
- And the evening and the morning were the fourth day Anon had been up.
- And Anon said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath no life, and planes that may be flown by Jews into buildings.
- And Anon created great whales, and harpoons to man against them, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Anon saw that it was good.
- And Anon blessed them, saying, Be horny as fuck, and pass the waters in the seas, and fap constantly.
- And the evening and the morning were the fifth straight day Anon had been without rest.
- And Anon said, Let the newfags lurk and learn the way. They shall be Legion, and forgive not, and never forget, and raep the weak: and catch the Phish of the sea, and throw shit at the fowl of the air, and lord over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
- And Anon said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing smoke, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every chav, in the which is the fruit of a peach; to you it shall be for stealing. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have made into gore for Legion to fap to: and it was so.
- And Anon saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And by the evening and the morning on the sixth day he was taking cocaine to stay awake.
Chapter Two - Moot and the FaggoTree
So it was that Anon flourished, and spread across the lands of Kantou, of Hokkaido and Okinawa, and of Honshu and Shikoku and Kyushu, but in much of the world these was no Anon. In their place there was The Weeaboo. The Weeaboo looked at Anon and all his riches in envy, and born of that envy was the Weeaboo known as moot.
