Ebaumsworld
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Cause of all raids, the home of Anonymous an Internet Hate Machine operated by hackers on steroids.
eBaums? Sounds deadly
Oh yes, deadly indeed. They have been known to cause havoc on the Internets then blame it on poor old 4chan. Ebaums World is an enemy that should be feared (by the average person). Although, it is possible to fight back, just buy a dog!
how can i protect myself
- Buy a dog
- Install a phone tracing system
- Buy another dog
- Smoke cheese
- Get yourself a better rooter
Notorious eBaums Stunts
- Hacking the Epilepsy Foundation
- Messing with Hal Turner and Tom Green
- Stealing the word leaders emails
- Stealing bikes
- Eating chicken
- Being communist
- AND THERE IS A 99% CHANCE THEY ARE HACKING YOU
Origin of their name
Their name comes from their secret website, where everyone who posts is required to post as "eBaum". This evolved into a "meme" or a communist-anti-american joke, when they threatened to blow up over 9000 football stadiums.
eBaums v.s. the internets
eBaums likes to vandalize articles on Dramatica and the /i/nsurgency w/i/ki to make it seem like the *chans are responsible for the raids. Also, it has been observed that while in raids they will commonly mutter phrases like "/b/lackup". This term is trying to put the blame on /b/ of 4chan.
