Gaia

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99% of this article comes from ED.

Gaia Online is the worst site on the whole entire internet. It consumes normal beings like a black hole and throws out gay, furry spawns of pure faggootry. It has always been man's worst enemy and a huge part of the cancer killing the internet. All it is is a retarded website which caters to the wants and needs of fags, weaboos, and furries who enjoy reading manga and watching anime, playing video games, and role=playing in a shitty online roleplaying. In short, it is just pure shit. The people who go there are dumb, ugly, fat and have no real life.

Gaia

Like in a perfect greedy zionist community, you get to buy items in an over-inflated "economy" in order to dress up your anime-style avatar. The time it takes you to earn the gold for a simple shirt can be used to balance your checkbook, buy a real shirt for yourself, and watch how you slowly become a faggot. If you don't feel like earning your pixel gold, you can also spend real money to buy some. If you do this, you are an idiot, a complete faggot and support Israel's war against humanity.

Because it spreads like AIDS, Gaia Online is the largest English forum-based community on the internet, though most users don't speak anything the rest of us would recognize as English. Sources claim, that the Gaia virus has spread over 9000 servers already and is not stopping before it gets them all. It has, however, become the largest concentrated amount of stupid and faggotry on the Internet, populated by 16 year olds, furries, and /b/tards who are just waiting for the next "raid" to occur so they can hide their secret shame by claiming their carefully crafted avatar on an account worth over 9000 million gold is "just for trolling."

The best part is that on average, at least 100,000 members are online at any given time, all with complex avatars that cause the servers butthurt, which gives the Gaiafags butthurt in return. To keep the Gaiasheep in line, Gaia has only about 119 active administrators, which means trolls can and do get away with rape and murder on a regular basis.

Gaia has several forums, of which all are PG-13. Posting a picture of a naked slut is considered trolling. All the users are 12 and under and everything is about 5 years behind the times, especially the unique brand of anti-humor peddled by gaiafags. Also, you can get banned for laughing when somebody trolls Pain Series and for doing anything which is not homosexual.

Forums

The forums are all shitty, but each still differ from their degrees of shittiness.