Gaia
99% of this article comes from ED.
Gaia Online is the worst site on the whole entire internet. It consumes normal beings like a black hole and throws out gay, furry spawns of pure faggootry. It has always been man's worst enemy and a huge part of the cancer killing the internet. All it is is a retarded website which caters to the wants and needs of fags, weaboos, and furries who enjoy reading manga and watching anime, playing video games, and role=playing in a shitty online roleplaying. In short, it is just pure shit. The people who go there are dumb, ugly, fat and have no real life.
Gaia
Like in a perfect greedy zionist community, you get to buy items in an over-inflated "economy" in order to dress up your anime-style avatar. The time it takes you to earn the gold for a simple shirt can be used to balance your checkbook, buy a real shirt for yourself, and watch how you slowly become a faggot. If you don't feel like earning your pixel gold, you can also spend real money to buy some. If you do this, you are an idiot, a complete faggot and support Israel's war against humanity.
Because it spreads like AIDS, Gaia Online is the largest English forum-based community on the internet, though most users don't speak anything the rest of us would recognize as English. Sources claim, that the Gaia virus has spread over 9000 servers already and is not stopping before it gets them all. It has, however, become the largest concentrated amount of stupid and faggotry on the Internet, populated by 16 year olds, furries, and /b/tards who are just waiting for the next "raid" to occur so they can hide their secret shame by claiming their carefully crafted avatar on an account worth over 9000 million gold is "just for trolling."
The best part is that on average, at least 100,000 members are online at any given time, all with complex avatars that cause the servers butthurt, which gives the Gaiafags butthurt in return. To keep the Gaiasheep in line, Gaia has only about 119 active administrators, which means trolls can and do get away with rape and murder on a regular basis.
Gaia has several forums, of which all are PG-13. Posting a picture of a naked slut is considered trolling. All the users are 12 and under and everything is about 5 years behind the times, especially the unique brand of anti-humor peddled by gaiafags. Also, you can get banned for laughing when somebody trolls Pain Series and for doing anything which is not homosexual.
Forums
The forums are all shitty, but each still differ from their degrees of shittiness.
Announcements
Announcements about Gaia which mean absolutely nothing and are complete total shit.
Welcome to Gaia
A place for fags trying to do things without having to actually be a proper member, and thus get swallowed up by the Chatterbox. In other words, complete total shit.
Friends Chat
A place for Gaiafags to make e-friends. 90% of the people post in this forum are gay, the other 10% being failed GDers who have been kicked out of the General Discussion board, so they hang out and make fun of newfags.
General Discussion
This board is the Gaia equivalent of /b/, and may be the most difficult board to troll. This is due to the fact that several porn trolls already exist there, and several sex threads exist as well; of course, since these are 12-15 year old faggots, it is sure that they're just spewing shit they don't know about.
Extended Discussion
Basically, this is a debating board full of fags who can't debate because they adamantly believe they are correct in the matter, when the chances are, they are completely wrong. Most threads end up in long-winding flamewars, usually on topics about abortion or religion. This ends up making the board the pure definition of TL;DR. Decent people should not go here unless they're no afraid of being attacked by zionist bleeding-heart communist liberals who think you should be burned for saying the Pledge of Allegiance and eating steak with your WWII veteteran grandparent(s).
Questions and Assistance
A board for whiny Gaiafags to get help over menial things, like what they should do if their iPod got stolen, they got caught having sex, and other things that cause 16 year old girls angst.
Gaia Community Discussion (GCD)
Gaia's interpretation of Rule 34: If it exists, there is a story about it. Meme abuse is a must. Create three threads complaining about the "good old days of severs crashing" and become a prommie! All true Gaiafags post in this forum. And yes, they will take it up the butt for any NPC.
Site Feedback
Where elitist faggots bitch and whine about how good Gaia was in teh good ol' days when they got a database error for every other page they went to. The petitions forum is also quite interesting. It is usually filled with weaboos who are trying to get the corporation to break copyright laws so they can post their manga/anime shit all over the place. If you want to get an idea of the petitions board, why don't you just take a look at this as well. (WARNING: FAGGOTRY ALERT) CLICK
Anime/Manga
All you need to know is that this is where the weaboo collective goes to talk about whatever character from whatever anime/manga can do whatever better than another character from another anime/manga, and stuff like that.
Avatar Talk
This board is where elitist faggots bitch, whine, and moan about their and other people's avatars.
Chatterbox
Used mainly by cool people to ask if their avatars are t3h sexorz or to create topics like "GUYS CHOSE GIRLS, GIRLS ARE CHAINED UP LOL".
Gaming Discussion
Board filled with either gaming know-it-alls (Read: no-lifers), or noobs (Read: newfags). A normal topic would either be something like a "whatever video game character vs. another video game character, who would win???" thread, or a "what is you favorite video gaem???" thread; however, they may be paraphrased or posted in a different fashion, giving the illusion that there are several different threads in this board.
Fashion and Style
This is where dumb fucks and conceited faggots go to brag about their hair and clothing styles, and bitch about other peoples' styles. Not a pretty sight, and ironic as well, because no Gaiafags have any fashion sense whatsoever.
Barton Town
The official roleplay board. This is where the truly lifeless Gaiafags hang out, because they find their roleplaying to be easier than their actual lives.
