Programming

I know how to MACHINE CODE.

Programmers

Replacement for outdated chart on shitty wiki goes here but I don't know not how to make tables.

Programming Languages

These are languages you program your computer in. I'm listing a bunch of them that I know of off the top of my head in an attempt to make idiots curious enough about them that maybe, eventually, every insurgent will know at least one, and thus, be able to right their own fucking programs for a change. sorry coding is top sekurit buisnesses if people really want to learn they will read Dijkstra's writtings religiously, AND MEMORIZE THEM!

The only one you really need to know is CODE

• Assembly
• Bash Shell
• Batch
• BBCODE
• Brainfuck
• C++ and C if your a faggot.
• C Sharp
• Cobol lol i heard this is makin a cumbake these dayz
• Coldfusion
• CSS
• Curl
• Haskell
• Hope this looks interesting and i've never heard of it.. also looks pretty useless
• HTML
• Java
• Javascript
• Lisp
• LOLCODE
• mIRC Script
• MySQL see also SQL Injection
• Perl
• Php
• Python
• QBasic 10 print "useless", 11 goto 10
• Ruby
• Scheme read ur scip?
• Snobol just use awk dumbass
• Tcl
• Visual Basic
• Visual Foxpro
• XML