Agent pubeit
From /i/nsurgency W/i/ki
Agent Pubeit is a brave chanologist who decided to bring the lulz back into Chanology by running into a Scientology Org convered in Pubes, Vaseline, and toenail clippings; he even humped a giant fucking stack of Dianetics books. It is widely agreed that this is what chanology SHOULD have been - what is this i dont even
The Video[edit]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZk0C91mfg
Lyrics[edit]
- Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit was very brave
- Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day
- Deep underground with stone and trains, Vaseline was applied
- We handed him pubes, so many pubes, so he may complete his guise
- The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated
- from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford
- the various pubes they stuck to him from the Vaseline he put on before
- Brave Agent Pubeit came up from underground
- Covered in Vaseline and pubes, he emerged proud
- 40 degrees in the streets, the streets
- here's where we got the call,
- Agent Pubeit the brave was on his way, free of delays and stalls
- verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick
- to the Church of Scientology to tell them to suck his dick
- the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen
- slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be
- Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun
- Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won
- A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract
- Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax
- BRAVE Agent Pubeit, he was about to arrive
- At the Church of Scientology, his target could not hide
- Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside
- Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube-covered guy
- Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit ran away
- He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place
- He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be
- He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of Vaseline
- His mission complete it may seem, but there was more
- Three blocks away awaited another Scientology org
- The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before
- The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store
- Radioed in we attacked our target number two
- Let the enemies know that with them, Anonymous was not through
- Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push
- Agent Pubeit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush
- Brave Agent Pubeit, safely got away
- Scientology we strike at thee because you're fucking gay
- Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes
- Remember this day we have delivered Operation: Slickpubes
