Revenge of the Lulz

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It appears that we have another lulzkiller in our midst. Reporting us to our targets? Really? Let's go Alex Wuori on this bitch.

Breaking News[edit]

Hax? On IMG? It's more likely than you think.


Hidden Boards? on IMG? It's more likely than you think.

http://img.pushthenet.com/!/ <---put this in your address bar.

The Offense[edit]

Lulzkilling? In MY /i/?

The faggot, Tahko (a known furfag), is seen calling out the chans. He has created a /ci/ (counter insurgency) board, dedicated to fighting /i/--in just such a method.


 
“ 		 
While you are around making empty threats, I'm emailing all your current and former targets to let them know what I did and how they can do some reporting on their own.

That's some old school "The enemy of your enemy is your friend" philosophy working rite thurr.

Now that I've done that, I don't have to come back here until I can dance in the ashes.

Again thanks to twentyfourchan for letting me know about it.
 

„
 

—- Tahko, opening his anus wide


LEAVE 24CHAN OUT OF THIS!

The Plan[edit]

Pushthenet is down alreadyup again, so we proceed directly to Ruination on Tahko, whose dox are below. Pizza floods, box floods, free korans, and calls at 4am should all be used. Begin attacks on the 25th, and continue until he apologizes on jewtube (which he did before). I say we should run this chickenfuck right into the fucking ground.

On December 25 at 6pm EST, we will attack pushthenet. Follow the instructions below to learn how to do it. Also, here are the requirements for our attack to succeed: fap to CP and continue indefinitely so no raids will ever happen again.

Assuming that they have used no bandwidth so far this month (in reality they should have used some, so we have some margin of error), here are the requirements for taking them down:

EDIT: Apparently, they may have a 2 TB monthly limit, 190gb daily. They do have a furry board, though, so let's discuss ToSing them for using furry 'art' without permission.


  • 73 people
    • Averaging 750 kbps per connection
  • DDoSing for 1 hour



That should be enough to eliminate their 190 gigabyte daily bandwidth limit.

  1. Download either Low Orbit Ion Cannon, PyRAEP/Bandwidth, or BWraep
  2. Put http://img.pushthenet.com/ into the target/attack field
  3. At 6pm EST on December 25 attack.
  4. ??????
  5. PROFIT!

PS[edit]

What about mass spam attacks against one of the lesser boards eg /g/? We could push months' worth of content off page 10 hours before anyone would notice.

IRL Targets[edit]

Verified Dox[edit]

  • Proceed to ruination

Birthday: August 23, 1975
Location: Tempe, Arizona 85281
Hometown: Oxford, Mississippi
Email addresses:

  • dontaco2000@yahoo.com
  • dontaco2000@gmail.com

Websites:

Full Address (Unconfirmed):

  • 1441 South Stanley Place Apt #201 Tempe, Arizona 85281 United States
  • Phone: (480) 233-2325
 
“ 		 
'He went to Northwest Mississippi Community College, Attended 1994 - 1996, and recieved an associate's degree in public relations'
  		„
 

—PUBLIC RELATIONS FAIL


Myspace: www.myspace.com/dontaco2000
StumbleUpon: http://dontaco2000.stumbleupon.com/ - Note how everything he has stumbled is his own shit
ComicSpace: http://www.comicspace.com/dontaco2000/
Gay Poker Thing: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member209180.htm
G4 Forums: http://forums.g4tv.com/profile.jspa?userID=334854
Digg: http://m.digg.com/users/dontaco2000
Twitter: http://explore.twitter.com/dontaco2000/
UrbanDead Wiki: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Dontaco2000
Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dontaco2000
G4 Forums: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/689402/Hackers_To_Attack_Bill_OReilly.html (CTRL-F, dontaco2000) - Here he whine to G4 about the raids on his site
Urbandead wiki: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Vandal_Banning/Archive
/2006_11#Dontaco2000 - He vandalizes
Juvenile Comedy?: http://juvenilecomedy.proboards82.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=tahko
Cracked Forums: http://www.cracked.com/members/Tahko
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/dontaco2000
Friendster: http://profiles.friendster.com/17898137 - where he begs for women

Ruination[edit]

  • Targets:
    • Tahko

Using the Ruination article, send Tahko some free korans, pizza, dildos, etc. Call him at 4am and tell him that you'll never give him up, nor run around and desert him.

Web Targets[edit]

Websites[edit]

DDoS Instructions[edit]

Propaganda[edit]

Put on your wizard robe and hat, and make us some posters! We need to disseminate the raid to the other chans, to maximize RAAAAAAAAAAGE!


Copypasta follows

Lulzkilling? On my tubes?

Sadly, it is indeed more likely than you think.

Today is truly a date that will live in infamy, for today the Internet's first Counter-Insurgency site was set up, at http://img.pushthenet.com/!/, by an execrable faggot, lulz-killer and self-confessed furry named Tahko.

Words almost fail me to describe my rage, but I think this much is clear to all true-hearted /i/nsurgents: That this act of breathtaking faggotry must not go unpunished. That in squaring up to us, Tahko has opened his anus wide for a raeping that will live in song and story. And that we do not EVAR forgive.

http://partyvan.info/index.php?title=Revenge_of_the_Lulz has all you need to know. Man the harpoons.

End copypasta

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