Programming

I know how to MACHINE CODE.

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DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Skill \ Language	ASM	Bash	DOS Batch	C	C++	C#	CSS	Flash ActionScript	HTML	Java	JavaScript	Perl	PHP	Python	Ruby
Awesome	N/A	N/A	Januszeal	N/A	N/A	N/A	Picatta	N/A	Picatta, Dart27	N/A	N/A	N/A	Picatta, Azure	Picatta	N/A
Great	N/A	N/A	Atucha01, Picatta	N/A	Catnapped	N/A	Catnapped, Dart27, Azure, Tisteca	N/A	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dart27	N/A	N/A
Okay	N/A	Januszeal	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Dart27	Januszeal, Teimros	N/A	Picatta, Catnapped	Catnapped	Catnapped	Catnapped	N/A
Learning	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	Atucha01	Atucha01	Catnapped	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Atucha01	N/A	Atucha01, Tek	N/A

Programming Languages

These are languages you program your computer in. I'm listing a bunch of them that I know of off the top of my head in an attempt to make idiots curious enough about them that maybe, eventually, every insurgent will know at least one, and thus, be able to right their own fucking programs for a change. sorry coding is top sekurit buisnesses if people really want to learn they will read Dijkstra's writtings religiously, AND MEMORIZE THEM!

The only one you really need to know is CODE

• Assembly
• Bash
• Batch
• BBCODE
• Brainfuck --> Only useful if you're bored as fuck.
• C++ and C if you're a faggot.
• C Sharp
• Cobol lol i heard this is makin a cumbake these dayz
• Coldfusion
• CSS
• Curl
• Haskell THE IRONIC HIPSTER LANGUAGE.
• Hope this looks interesting and i've never heard of it.. also looks pretty useless
• HTML
• Java
• Javascript
• Lisp
• LOLCODE
• mIRC Script
• MySQL see also SQL Injection
• Perl
• Php
• Python
• Qbasic
• Ruby In comparison with languages such as Python, Perl, and C ruby fucking sucks. (ruby can do what 100 lines of C can do in 3 with worthless built in functions though)
• Scheme read ur scip?
• Snobol just use awk dumbass
• Tcl
• Visual Basic
• Visual Foxpro
• XML

A good rule of thumb is beginning with DOS Batch or HTML if you don't have a clue about programming. (an actual good rule of thumb is to start with QBasic, Its totally useless but unlike HTML you actually learn what if else statements are and you learn how to loop recursively in ubersimplified manner that anyone can understand and unlike DOS Batch, it has been ported to all operating systems and doesn't require DOS or Bash to use so its universal) this is your first key on the trial to machine code. Then, move on to C/C++; contrary to popular belief, it's not that hard to learn. Move on with Perl, then Python, and finally finish with Java ( if by finish you mean commit suicide then yes, otherwise don't learn java). It's okay, take your time. You should know these languages, but you have to at least master one.(you don't really NEED to know any of these if you want to be technical about it, and I took a whole course on the subject of which language is best and the features of all languages ect, the real thing to do is to start with something that supports multiple programming styles such as C++ or Occaml or Scheme to start with, then once you know the different ways in which you can choose from you can pursue whichever languages support the style you prefer specifically. I could make a nice analogy, when you first start playing guitar and you want an effects pedal, you buy a shitty $40 multieffects pedal so you can see which kind of pedal you like best before you go out and buy a $180 flange and figure out that it doesn't do what you think it does, same goes for programming.)You can move on with Php and Visualbasic for the sake of it, if you want. The pinnacle of it all is understanding Assembly, but boy I hope you have enough free time for that shit.

Tools

Pastebin's are a good way to share your code with other people so that they may give you advice / help debug your code if you are having problems.

• pastebin.ca
• pastebin.com

Halp

• 4chan's /prog/
• 7chan's /pr/
• 711chan's /sc/