Shock

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Last Measure

The most infamous of all shock sites, this complex page developed by Penisbird of the GNAA as a cheap substitute for crack opens mailto: and irc: links, a variety of pop ups, and a random shock image in the back, while the screen shrinks and hops around the page. The most well known aspect of this site is the wailing sirens and the screaming voices "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" Later versions of the site increases the lag and crash and added a chorus of voices of GNAA memebers. It usually ends in Internet Explorer or Firefox crashing, and on older computers a forced reboot.

The most often used Last Measure site is http://*.on.nimp.org, where * is any set of words you want. This supports fake links all throughout, so instead of a simple link, one can make deceptively complex ones, such as http://youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?=4156742 (crafy, yes?).

External Links

There are several mirrors; here are some common ones:

With a PHP host, you can upload your own Last Measure.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1888/banbutthurtoe2.png 4chan /b/ mods do not take kindly to being Last Measured, or as it is commonly called, "nimp'd"

Shock Archives

For raiding we want to have the best shock pictars and stuff, amirite? Well to do this we need to make sure we have collected enough of different types to use during different site raids.

Also these shock pictures and files need to be made sure that they're optimized, the more shock pics that load in the quicker on forums the better, especially for people still on 56k, also for hosting on our own sites so they take up less space and are easier to host using up less bandwidth.

Furthermore when put into the official pack they will be put into specific categories and named to better facilitate raep and corruption with them.

Official shock pack

The pack is now at version 2. It's quite large, at 41MB (down from an unorganized, unoptimized 63MB). It is categorized with such lovely folders as

  • Animals
  • Anus
  • Corpses
  • Disease and Injury
  • Kids and Babies
  • Rule34
  • Scat
  • Traps

And much much more! Don't forget the whole set of subfolders for animated GIFs! A must-have for any /i/nsurgent! [1] <---- broken link

Proper Use

The DO and DO NOT WANTs of your own shockpack:

  • DO upload to photobuckets, imageshacks, and other free hosts
  • DO upload to enemy sites if you can
  • DO replace the images in a hacked Photobucket with these, keeping the filenames, so any images they linked to are now a shock image
  • DO share a set of uploaded images with other /i/nsurgents
  • DO NOT upload and link to from a *chan
  • DO NOT place on a site that has links to this w/i/ki, a *chan, or anything that leads back to Anon

Keeping this in mind, you now have a perfect visual weapon against your foes.

Unofficial packs

External links

  • Gurochan, general freakshow to scat to gore to death, it's all there.
  • rule #34, danbooru dedicated to rule #34.
  • Rapidsearch is an automatically updating list of files collected from various *chan boards and the like. The following searches are good if you're running low on fresh shock pix.
  • [Encyclopedia_Dramatica.html Encyclopedia Dramatica] links
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