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'''Still under heavy construction.'''
'''Still under heavy construction.'''


=Characters=
Only 3 more books to go and a fuck-ton of adding onto a far few of the books. After all the books have been done. I will edit and format them and paste the link of a cleaned up PDF har.


* '''God''' = ''Long Cat''
==Books==
* '''Jesus''' = ''Raptor Jesus''
* Prayers and Ceremonies
* '''Moses''' = ''Kakama''
*# [[The Book of Anon/Prayers of Anon]] (Book of Common Prayers to strengthen anons without /b/lackup.)
* '''Snake''' in the tree = Keef''
* '''Adam and Eve''' = ''Moot and W.T. Snacks''
** Instead of eating the apple as the first sin, Moot and Snacks got it on.
* '''Satan''' = ''Alex Wuori''
* '''Cain''' = ''p4''
* '''Abel''' = ''Ian''
* '''Judas''' = ''Tinal''
* '''The Guardian of the Gates to Hell''' = ''Hal Turner ''
 
==Apostles==
# Slowpoke
# Pedobear
# Cockmongler
# Bridget
# Happy Negro
# Suiseiseki
# Afroduck
# Shoop da Whoop
# Seung-Hui Cho
# Vegeta (OVER 9000!)
# Mudkips
# EFG (Epic Fail Guy)
 
==Suggested memes==
* teh rei
* sageman
* Candlejack
* Captain Picard
* Cracky-chan
* Diabeetus
* Fap man (discarded as a prophet)
* Goatse
* O RLY
* Picard
* Popcorn Mariachi
* Seaking
* That FUCKING CAT (discarded as a prophet)
* Will Smith


==Suggested enemies==
* Old Excrement
* Feminazis
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Genes/i/s|The Book of Genes/i/s]] - The creation of the internet and the coming of Anon and Femanon in the Garden of Random. Completed. Should be renamed. Book of First Post, Book of Memesis, Book of 1 GET
* Jew (who backstabs Jesus)
* Gaiafags
* Scientologists
* ebaums
* Furry
* Any target anon has had dealings with over the years really
* Emo's
 
=Mythology=
* The holy animal is a cat
* The unholy animal is the dog
 
==Books==
* Old Testament
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Genes/i/s|The Book of Genes/i/s]] (Genesis, creation, would be about 2ch, maybe 4chan, and the naming of days: caturday, furry friday esp. since Friday is when animals were created. {Perhaps Literathursday was the day the Book of Anon was created? Also, Soviet Sunday.)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of /b/day|The Book of /b/day]] (Exodus, how Capn freed the /b/tards and took them to 7chan)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of /b/day|The Book of /b/day]] (Exodus, how Capn freed the /b/tards and took them to 7chan)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Tubes| The Book of Tubes]] (Leviticus I, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of the Internet)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Tubes| The Book of Tubes]] (Leviticus I, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of the Internet)(In Progress)
*# The Book of Insurgency (Leviticus II, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of /i/). If a rule/suggestion doesn't fit in either book, it can be a beatitude to be put in another book.
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Insurgency|The Book of Insurgency]] (Leviticus II, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of /i/). If a rule/suggestion doesn't fit in either book, it can be a beatitude to be put in another book.
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Num/b/ers| Num/b/ers]] (Numbers, arrival at 7chan)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Num/b/ers| Num/b/ers]] (Numbers, arrival at 7chan)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Copypasta|The Book of Copypasta (Psalms)]](Completed, but needs organizing into Chapters and Verses)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Copypasta|The Book of Copypasta (Psalms)]](Completed, but needs organizing into Chapters and Verses)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Memes| The Book of Memes]] (Proverbs, all the memes out there) (In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Memes| The Book of Memes]] (Proverbs, all the memes out there) (In Progress)
*# The Book of Gaia (Ecclesiastes; Bitching about the cancer that is killing /b/)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Gaia|The Book of Gaia]] (completed but could use more lulz)
*# The Book of Jailbait (Song of Solomon, erotic copypasta)
*# The Book of Jailbait (Song of Solomon, erotic copypasta)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Intentionally Left Blank|The Book of Intentionally Left Blank]] (Completed)  
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Intentionally Left Blank|The Book of Intentionally Left Blank]] (Completed)  


* New Testament
* New Excrement
*# The Book of 4chan (Gospel about Raptor Jesus)
*# The Book of 4chan (Gospel about Raptor Jesus)
*# The Book of 7chan (also Gospel)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of 7chan | The Book of 7chan]] (also Gospel)
*# The Book of 420chan (also Gospel)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of 420chan | The Book of 420chan]] (also Gospel)
*# The Book of 12chan (also Gospel)
*# The Book of 12chan (also Gospel)
*# The Book of Raids (Alex Wuori, Hal Turner, Habbo, and all the other major achievements in Anon history)
*# The Book of Raids (Alex Wuori, Hal Turner, Habbo, and all the other major achievements in Anon history)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Loli|The Book of Loli]] (Blind Mute Loli story)(Completed, but needs organizing into Chapters and Verses)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Loli|The Book of Loli]] (Blind Mute Loli story)(Re-Completed, still needs organizing into Chapters and Verses. Organized into days though.)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Desu|The Book of Desu]] (Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Desu|The Book of Desu]] (Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu)(In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Catnarok|The Book of Catnarok]] (Revelation, about the end of the world) (In Progress)
*# [[The Book of Anon/The Book of Catnarok|The Book of Catnarok]] (Revelation, about the end of the world) (In Progress)


===Christfag bible books (in order)===
===Christfag bible books (in order)===
* Old Testament: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Tobias, Judith, Esther, Machabees, Job, Psalms, Odes, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Wisdom of Solomon, Sirach, Isaias, Jeremias, Lamentations, Baruch, Ezekiel, Daniel


* New Testament: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, 1 Corinthians, 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, 1 Peter, 2 Peter, 1 John, 2 John, 3 John, Jude, Revelation
* '''Old Testament:'''
#Genesis
#Exodus
#Leviticus
#Numbers
#Deuteronomy
#Joshua
#Judges
#Ruth
#Samuel
#Kings
#Chronicles
#Ezra
#Nehemiah
#Tobias
#Judith
#Esther
#Machabees
#Job
#Psalms
#Odes
#Proverbs
#Ecclesiastes
#Song of Solomon
#Wisdom of Solomon
#Sirach
#Isaias
#Jeremias
#Lamentations
#Baruch
#Ezekiel
#Daniel
 


==Beatitudes==
* '''New Testament:'''
* Blessed are the Lurkors, for they shall know the way of /b/
#Matthew
* Tacgnol is gnooooooll and none shalt be regnol than Him (discarded as a commandment)
#Mark
* DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU (discarded as a commandment)
#Luke
* Let he who hath lurked moar cast the first b&
#John
#Acts
#Romans
#Corinthians 1
#Corinthians 2
#Galatians
#Ephesians
#Philippians
#Colossians,
#Thessalonians 1
#Thessalonians 2
#Timothy 1
#Timothy 2
#Titus
#Philemon
#Hebrews
#James
#Peter 1
#Peter 2
#John 1
#John 2
#John 3
#Jude
#Revelation


==Commandments==
==Suggestions and Comments==
# Longcat is loooooonng and none shalt be longer than Him
*Unique spiritual texts, not mock-uments of jewfag and christfag bibles. (we're better than that)
# Thou shalt not speak of /b/ when raiding thine enemies
*3-10 ceremonial descriptions (marriage, communion, burial rites, baptism, ect)
# Thou shalt not forgive or forget, and shall lay low those who break these commandments
*make it funnier, shit sucks
# eBaumsworld did it.
*get [[ED]] involved
# Thou shalt not kill lulz nor wrongfully use memes
*Why are there books not linked through here(Example; The Book of Jailbait)? Someone's got sum 'splainin to do.
# Anonymous be not thy personal army
:''It means that book doesnt exist''
# Thou shalt not pleasure thyself to furry porn
# Thou shalt not attack thy fellow Anonymous
# ???
# Profit


===Discarded===
Related: [http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page Lolcat Bible], we can use this for inspiration, pasta, ideas, etc. sure beats the hell out of the regular bible.  
* There is porn of it (would be written as commandment 34)
** Isn't a commandmment and will appear in the Book of Tubes anyway.


==Sins==
I'm no fucking writer but is anyone actually working on the missing books? Seriously? I'll start asking around for writers, but you guys need to sort your shit out or take the book topic out. Also you should know that a spoof on the jewfag and christfag books would hardly be original or worth publishing.
# Furfaggotry
:"We've gotta have SOME framework, might as well piss off the jewfags and christfags while we're at it. This is good for now. We can always change/edit it later."
# Linkromancy (Linking to dead sites)
# Namefaggotry
# Weeabooism
## Wait what about... all of 4chan. I propose Attention Whoring
# Emoism
# Spaiing (except PsyOps in the name of Longcat)
# Failtrolling


===Suggestions===
==See Also==
* SageAIDSing
*[[Anonymous]]
* "And the so keef spake saying "Behold! Gaze upon this furry and pleasure yourself to its image, so that you may be furry as the almighty Longcat is furry. Only in this way will you become his equal." Moot then did fap whilst watching the furry and spilled his seed unto the ground.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]


=Locations=
* MySpace
* Gaia
* Habbo
* YTMND
* Everywhere
* The Interbuttz
* 4chan


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[[Category:The Book of Anon]]
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Latest revision as of 02:11, 8 April 2011

The basic idea of the project is to take the Bible as a template and change it so that it reflects the belief and culture of Anon.

Still under heavy construction.

Only 3 more books to go and a fuck-ton of adding onto a far few of the books. After all the books have been done. I will edit and format them and paste the link of a cleaned up PDF har.

Books[edit]

  • Old Excrement
    1. The Book of Genes/i/s - The creation of the internet and the coming of Anon and Femanon in the Garden of Random. Completed. Should be renamed. Book of First Post, Book of Memesis, Book of 1 GET
    2. The Book of /b/day (Exodus, how Capn freed the /b/tards and took them to 7chan)(In Progress)
    3. The Book of Tubes (Leviticus I, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of the Internet)(In Progress)
    4. The Book of Insurgency (Leviticus II, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of /i/). If a rule/suggestion doesn't fit in either book, it can be a beatitude to be put in another book.
    5. Num/b/ers (Numbers, arrival at 7chan)(In Progress)
    6. The Book of Copypasta (Psalms)(Completed, but needs organizing into Chapters and Verses)
    7. The Book of Memes (Proverbs, all the memes out there) (In Progress)
    8. The Book of Gaia (completed but could use more lulz)
    9. The Book of Jailbait (Song of Solomon, erotic copypasta)
    10. The Book of Intentionally Left Blank (Completed)
  • New Excrement
    1. The Book of 4chan (Gospel about Raptor Jesus)
    2. The Book of 7chan (also Gospel)
    3. The Book of 420chan (also Gospel)
    4. The Book of 12chan (also Gospel)
    5. The Book of Raids (Alex Wuori, Hal Turner, Habbo, and all the other major achievements in Anon history)
    6. The Book of Loli (Blind Mute Loli story)(Re-Completed, still needs organizing into Chapters and Verses. Organized into days though.)
    7. The Book of Desu (Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu)(In Progress)
    8. The Book of Catnarok (Revelation, about the end of the world) (In Progress)

Christfag bible books (in order)[edit]

  • Old Testament:
  1. Genesis
  2. Exodus
  3. Leviticus
  4. Numbers
  5. Deuteronomy
  6. Joshua
  7. Judges
  8. Ruth
  9. Samuel
  10. Kings
  11. Chronicles
  12. Ezra
  13. Nehemiah
  14. Tobias
  15. Judith
  16. Esther
  17. Machabees
  18. Job
  19. Psalms
  20. Odes
  21. Proverbs
  22. Ecclesiastes
  23. Song of Solomon
  24. Wisdom of Solomon
  25. Sirach
  26. Isaias
  27. Jeremias
  28. Lamentations
  29. Baruch
  30. Ezekiel
  31. Daniel


  • New Testament:
  1. Matthew
  2. Mark
  3. Luke
  4. John
  5. Acts
  6. Romans
  7. Corinthians 1
  8. Corinthians 2
  9. Galatians
  10. Ephesians
  11. Philippians
  12. Colossians,
  13. Thessalonians 1
  14. Thessalonians 2
  15. Timothy 1
  16. Timothy 2
  17. Titus
  18. Philemon
  19. Hebrews
  20. James
  21. Peter 1
  22. Peter 2
  23. John 1
  24. John 2
  25. John 3
  26. Jude
  27. Revelation

Suggestions and Comments[edit]

  • Unique spiritual texts, not mock-uments of jewfag and christfag bibles. (we're better than that)
  • 3-10 ceremonial descriptions (marriage, communion, burial rites, baptism, ect)
  • make it funnier, shit sucks
  • get ED involved
  • Why are there books not linked through here(Example; The Book of Jailbait)? Someone's got sum 'splainin to do.
It means that book doesnt exist

Related: Lolcat Bible, we can use this for inspiration, pasta, ideas, etc. sure beats the hell out of the regular bible.

I'm no fucking writer but is anyone actually working on the missing books? Seriously? I'll start asking around for writers, but you guys need to sort your shit out or take the book topic out. Also you should know that a spoof on the jewfag and christfag books would hardly be original or worth publishing.

"We've gotta have SOME framework, might as well piss off the jewfags and christfags while we're at it. This is good for now. We can always change/edit it later."

See Also[edit]



The Book of Anon is part of a series on Projects.
Constructive:

The Book of Anon • History • Le /i/nsurgency • Lulz: A Corruption of LOL (soundtrack) • The Well-Cultured Anonymous
Destructive:

Baylout • Savior • Skynet
Software:

Longcat Death Star • Meshnet • F/i/rekipz • L/i/nux • W/i/ndows
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