The Book of Anon

The basic idea of the project is to take the Bible as a template and change it so that it reflects the belief and culture of Anon.

Still under heavy construction.

Mythology

• The holy animal is a cat
• The unholy animal is the dog

Books

• Old Testament
  1. The Book of Genes/i/s (Genesis, creation, would be about 2ch, maybe 4chan, and the naming of days: caturday, furry friday esp. since Friday is when animals were created. {Perhaps Literathursday was the day the Book of Anon was created? Also, Soviet Sunday.)(In Progress)
  2. The Book of /b/day (Exodus, how Capn freed the /b/tards and took them to 7chan)(In Progress)
  3. The Book of Tubes (Leviticus I, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of the Internet)(In Progress)
  4. The Book of Insurgency (Leviticus II, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of /i/). If a rule/suggestion doesn't fit in either book, it can be a beatitude to be put in another book.
  5. Num/b/ers (Numbers, arrival at 7chan)(In Progress)
  6. The Book of Copypasta (Psalms)(Completed, but needs organizing into Chapters and Verses)
  7. The Book of Memes (Proverbs, all the memes out there) (In Progress)
  8. The Book of Gaia (Ecclesiastes; Bitching about the cancer that is killing /b/)
  9. The Book of Jailbait (Song of Solomon, erotic copypasta)
  10. The Book of Intentionally Left Blank (Completed)

• New Testament
  1. The Book of 4chan (Gospel about Raptor Jesus)
  2. The Book of 7chan (also Gospel)
  3. The Book of 420chan (also Gospel)
  4. The Book of 12chan (also Gospel)
  5. The Book of Raids (Alex Wuori, Hal Turner, Habbo, and all the other major achievements in Anon history)
  6. The Book of Loli (Blind Mute Loli story)(Re-Completed, still needs organizing into Chapters and Verses. Organized into days though.)
  7. The Book of Desu (Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu)(In Progress)
  8. The Book of Catnarok (Revelation, about the end of the world) (In Progress)

Christfag bible books (in order)

• Old Testament: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Tobias, Judith, Esther, Machabees, Job, Psalms, Odes, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Wisdom of Solomon, Sirach, Isaias, Jeremias, Lamentations, Baruch, Ezekiel, Daniel

• New Testament: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, 1 Corinthians, 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, 1 Peter, 2 Peter, 1 John, 2 John, 3 John, Jude, Revelation

Beatitudes

• Blessed are the Lurkors, for they shall know the way of /b/
• Tacgnol is gnooooooll and none shalt be regnol than Him (discarded as a commandment)
• DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU (discarded as a commandment)
• Let he who hath lurked moar cast the first b&

Commandments

1. Longcat is loooooonng and none shalt be longer than Him
2. Thou shalt not speak of /b/ when raiding thine enemies
3. Thou shalt not forgive or forget, and shall lay low those who break these commandments
4. eBaumsworld did it.
5. Thou shalt not kill lulz nor wrongfully use memes
6. Anonymous be not thy personal army
7. Thou shalt not pleasure thyself to child porn
8. Thou shalt not attack thy fellow Anonymous
9. ???
10. Profit

Discarded

• There is porn of it (would be written as commandment 34)
  • Isn't a commandmment and will appear in the Book of Tubes anyway.

Sins

1. Furfaggotry (Being a furvert, etc.; but not furriness in general)
2. Linkromancy (Linking to dead sites)
3. Namefaggotry
4. Weeabooism
   1. How about fursecution? You lose your status as an Anonifag by interacting with them. That includes talking to or attacking them, even at range.
   2. Wait what about... all of 4chan. I propose Attention Whoring
5. Emoism
6. Spaiing (except PsyOps in the name of Longcat)
7. Failtrolling

Suggestions

• SageAIDSing
• "And the so keef spake saying "Behold! Gaze upon this furry and pleasure yourself to its image, so that you may be furry as the almighty Longcat is furry. Only in this way will you become his equal." Moot then did fap whilst watching the furry and spilled his seed unto the ground.

Locations

• MySpace
• Gaia
• Habbo
• YTMND
• Everywhere
• The Interbuttz
• 4chan