The Book of Anon

The basic idea of the project is to take the Bible as a template and change it so that it reflects the belief and culture of Anon.

Still under heavy construction.

Only 3 more books to go and a fuck-ton of adding onto a far few of the books. After all the books have been done. I will edit and format them and paste the link of a cleaned up PDF har.

Books

• Prayers and Ceremonies
  1. The Book of Anon/Prayers of Anon (Book of Common Prayers to strengthen anons without /b/lackup.)

• Old Excrement
  1. The Book of Genes/i/s (Genesis, creation, would be about 2ch, maybe 4chan, and the naming of days: caturday, F40PHriday esp. since Friday is when animals were created. It's F40PHriday FURFAG {Perhaps Literathursday was the day the Book of Anon was created? Also, Soviet Sunday.)(In Progress)
  2. The Book of /b/day (Exodus, how Capn freed the /b/tards and took them to 7chan)(In Progress)
  3. The Book of Tubes (Leviticus I, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of the Internet)(In Progress)
  4. The Book of Insurgency (Leviticus II, will be inspired/copypastad from The Rules of /i/). If a rule/suggestion doesn't fit in either book, it can be a beatitude to be put in another book.
  5. Num/b/ers (Numbers, arrival at 7chan)(In Progress)
  6. The Book of Copypasta (Psalms)(Completed, but needs organizing into Chapters and Verses)
  7. The Book of Memes (Proverbs, all the memes out there) (In Progress)
  8. The Book of Gaia (completed but could use more lulz)
  9. The Book of Jailbait (Song of Solomon, erotic copypasta)
  10. The Book of Intentionally Left Blank (Completed)

• New Excrement
  1. The Book of 4chan (Gospel about Raptor Jesus)
  2. The Book of 7chan (also Gospel)
  3. The Book of 420chan (also Gospel)
  4. The Book of 12chan (also Gospel)
  5. The Book of Raids (Alex Wuori, Hal Turner, Habbo, and all the other major achievements in Anon history)
  6. The Book of Loli (Blind Mute Loli story)(Re-Completed, still needs organizing into Chapters and Verses. Organized into days though.)
  7. The Book of Desu (Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu)(In Progress)
  8. The Book of Catnarok (Revelation, about the end of the world) (In Progress)

Christfag bible books (in order)

• Old Testament:

1. Genesis
2. Exodus
3. Leviticus
4. Numbers
5. Deuteronomy
6. Joshua
7. Judges
8. Ruth
9. Samuel
10. Kings
11. Chronicles
12. Ezra
13. Nehemiah
14. Tobias
15. Judith
16. Esther
17. Machabees
18. Job
19. Psalms
20. Odes
21. Proverbs
22. Ecclesiastes
23. Song of Solomon
24. Wisdom of Solomon
25. Sirach
26. Isaias
27. Jeremias
28. Lamentations
29. Baruch
30. Ezekiel
31. Daniel

• New Testament:

1. Matthew
2. Mark
3. Luke
4. John
5. Acts
6. Romans
7. Corinthians 1
8. Corinthians 2
9. Galatians
10. Ephesians
11. Philippians
12. Colossians,
13. Thessalonians 1
14. Thessalonians 2
15. Timothy 1
16. Timothy 2
17. Titus
18. Philemon
19. Hebrews
20. James
21. Peter 1
22. Peter 2
23. John 1
24. John 2
25. John 3
26. Jude
27. Revelation

Suggestions and Comments

• Unique spiritual texts, not mock-uments of jewfag and christfag bibles. (we're better than that)
• 3-10 ceremonial descriptions (marriage, communion, burial rites, baptism, ect)
• make it funnier, shit sucks
• get ED involved
• Why are there books not linked through here(Example; The Book of Jailbait)? Someone's got sum 'splainin to do.

It means that book doesnt exist

Related: Lolcat Bible, we can use this for inspiration, pasta, ideas, etc. sure beats the hell out of the regular bible.

I'm no fucking writer but is anyone actually working on the missing books? Seriously? I'll start asking around for writers, but you guys need to sort your shit out or take the book topic out. Also you should know that a spoof on the jewfag and christfag books would hardly be original or worth publishing.

"We've gotta have SOME framework, might as well piss off the jewfags and christfags while we're at it. This is good for now. We can always change/edit it later."

See Also

• Anonymous
• Encyclopedia Dramatica

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