The book of tubes

Chapter 1


0: And KIRTANER called unto Kakama, and spake unto him out of the series if tubes which is the interwebs, saying,
1: Speak unto the children of /i/, and say unto them, If and Anon wishes to speaketh of /b/, let it me known unto him, don’t speaketh of /b/ for this is the road to Newfags
2: It is of the utmost importance to remember the this, but if one does abide to the rule, remind them by saying once again do NOT fucking speaketh of /b/!
3: And let is be known that We are Anonymous.
4: And though the actions of Anonymous carried of through the collective, the world shall know that We are legion.
5: And though smiting our enemies and the innocent, it shall be known that We do not forgive nor do we forget.
6: And it shall be said that Anonymous is a horrible, senseless, and uncaring monster.
7: Even so, Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8: And the Mods, the sons of Admins, shall enforce the rules for their respected chans, but let is be known that despite the rules of the Admins, there are no real rules about posting.
9: Knowing this, let it also be know that there are no real rules to moderation either. Enjoyeth thy ban.
10: If one amongst you enjoyeth a rival site, let it be known – DON’T.
11: And let it also be known that all of your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12: And let it be known that anything one speaketh can and will be used against them.
13: Or can be turned into something completely different.
14: And do not argue with trolls, for joining in their game automatically makes them the winrar.
15: And let it be declared that the harder one tries, the harder one will fail.
16: And if one fails in epic proportions, thy failure may become a winning failure.
17: But every win fails eventually.

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Chapter 2